Meme, meme, meme-ity meme...

[w0rdinista]

Because the printer isn't working (can't make stencils, argh) and I don't feel like working on my midterm just yet (argh), and I still don't have the dimensions for the tables in the clubhouse (ergo cannot tell caterer what size tablecloths to bring, argh), and "slightly irregular" should not mean "looks like it was splashed with bleach" kthx (argh

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[somnambulicious]

I'll never forget the time we were arrested by Customs officials for smuggling 29 Viagra pills back from the Dominican Republic. To this day, I thank my lucky stars that they never asked us exactly what we were doing that weekend.

[w0rdinista]

...or what happened to the other 71 Viagra pills.

[everstar3]

Didn't Rush Limbaugh steal them from you while telling you that Hare Krishna was giving you the eye in the airport?

[queenofthecute]

Oh, dude! Do you remember that one time were were driving through Iowa and blew a tire? And, y'know, those bikers helped us out by giving us a lift? And then we crossed the border and spent two weeks in Acapulco. After that, everything gets a little fuzzy for me, but I think that's just a sign of a good time, don'tcha think? After all, if you can remember it, you weren't there...

[w0rdinista]

Best. Road. Trip. EVAR. And then there was that one biker who totally had the hots for you and was trying to impress you by pointing out it had been exactly 210 days since he was released from jail? Yeeeah, charming. All of it was worth it just to get to Acapulco, though. Mmmm, I can almost taste the margaritas...

[patchcat]

Hey, remember that guy in San Jose? I still can't believe you actually shot him and then pitched him overboard -- and after he had been so nice and not killed us, even though he really wanted to. I mean, we did steal his yacht. But, really, how were we supposed to know he was ferrying priceless stolen artifacts to China? Do you think the cops are still looking for us? You know, I really didn't think that thing was loaded. I wonder if that doggy made it.

By the way, I would send you that pretty jade dragon; but I think my ferret likes it too much. He keeps using it for a chew toy.

[w0rdinista]

*pets the doggy* Yeah, see, I didn't buy into his whole "nice guy" routine. Not after I overheard him making arrangements to sell us both on the sex-slave market. I don't think the cops even know we escaped the yacht after we crashed it. Good call on setting it on fire, though. Nice theatrical touch, there.

[dawnsama]

Well, after the youknowwhat involving a chicken, monkey, and a completely irrelevant pickle in a completely inappropriate shape (you know what I mean), I will definitely never eat chicken again!

[w0rdinista]

That poor, poor monkey. No wonder Ritsu is so high-strung.

[rya_kelley]

Do you remember that time I saved your ass in 'Nam?

[w0rdinista]

My ass and other bits to which I am exceptionally attached, yes. ;)