Because the printer isn't working (can't make stencils, argh) and I don't feel like working on my midterm just yet (argh), and I still don't have the dimensions for the tables in the clubhouse (ergo cannot tell caterer what size tablecloths to bring, argh), and "slightly irregular" should not mean "looks like it was splashed with bleach" kthx (argh) the following was ganked from
saya415, because, frankly, I need the giggles right now:
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.
It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.
When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your LJ and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.