Fandoms: Sherlock (TV) / The Silmarillion and Other Histories of Middle-earth, J.R.R. Tolkien - works
Rating: Explicit
Pairing Type: Het
Word count: 6,757
Pairing: Sherlock/Ungoliant
Other Characters appearing: Yavanna, Manwë, Tulkas, Thorondor
Challenge/Collection: Category 5 Sex Hurricane Fest
Tags: Casefic, Murder Mystery, Interrogation, ( Read more... )

For the comment_fic community.

Prompt was Any TV show, any/any. "With this ring -"

It's Sherlock and it's also a fusion with another fandom, let's see who can spot it. (It's not very challenging.)

( Rule, Find, Bring, Bind (715 words) )

My collaboration with winter_hermit. Yes, it took two people to produce this!

Title: The Adventure of the Cluck and Balls
Fandom: Mostly Sherlock, plus the kitchen-sink
Authors: vulgarweed and winter_hermit
Rating: T
Content/Warnings: Ball Pit, Dead Body in a Ball Pit, Cross-Dressing, Ball-Groping in a Ball Pit, Drug References, Bestiality References, Multi-Fandom Clusterfuck, Case ( Read more... )

Now that hopefully this "birther" nonsense has been laid to rest, I'd like to consider some of the aesthetic reasons that, IMO, it's a FAIL as historical legends go. It's batshit insane, of course, especially as one goes further and further down the rabbit hole trying to explain why there was already an international conspiracy surrounding the ( Read more... )

In which writers who cheerfully admit they CANNOT DRAW auction themselves off to be artistically commissioned to draw ridiculous porn.

It has all the appeal of bad-art sporking, porn-to-order, and a little bit of the humiliation factor of the dunking tank.

This whole post and its comment thread at Fandom_Wank has me shrieking with laughter harder than anything else in fandom has in MONTHS, and right now I desperately needed a good laugh like you would not believe ( Read more... )

Madimi is hiding under the futon after I managed to get 2 of her 10 claws trimmed. When she ran from me, though, it wasn't like a real "that hurt, I'm scared, I hate you" running-and-hiding. It was that chase-me-chase-me-chase-me game.

While I'm waiting for her to come out, have a random Yuletide rec: PARADISE LOST, being the story of one ( Read more... )

This is why I can't be trusted with social or family gatherings on holidays. Given any free time whatsoever, my brain tends to go places like this and stay there, and next thing you know I've lost the thread of every conversation and burned the pudding.

This is for altariel, because of her holiday banana icon and this thread. There is no God who can help ( Read more... )

Those of you who've fandom-known me for a long time might know that mctabby was the one who badgered (and lioned and eagled and snaked) me to get an LJ in the first place, and that I've been an admirer of her Summary Executions for as long as she's been doing them, which is several years now ( Read more... )

I suggested this meme to musegaarid a while back and am only now getting round to enacting it myself.

The Babel-Drabble!

Here's the deal. Take one of your posted fics and use Google's translator or Babelfish to translate it into the language of your choice and then back into English. Pick out the best line(s) of the new story and write a drabble. Post your ( Read more... )