A day in the life of the fearless drabble-wrangler
Sometimes you get the bitey ones. And sometimes the bite reveals pure BAD TASTE. All apologies, especially to my Aussie friends.
Inspired by the "Ligur's Day Off" challenge at go100, although it doesn't use any of the required words.
Off the Record
Words: 100
Rating: PG
Characters: Ligur and...uh...oh god...you'll see.
“Oh no.. I did some stupid things but I wasn’t that bad!”
“Shut up!” Ligur hissed. “It ain’t official. ‘S’my day off and I got personal bus’ness. You help me out, I let you go where you’re s’posed to be and you don’t tell nobody.”
“Crikey, mate, you can’t just go doing people in when you want something done!”
“Stop grousin’. ‘S’quick, some wicked critter just like ev’body thought. Ye’d rather wind up shittin’ yerself in some pension home?”
The man appreciated Ligur’s teeth with an expert’s eye. “What do you want?”
“I seen the way you handled them snakes.”
will x-post later, when I stop laughing being ashamed of myself.
Inspired by the "Ligur's Day Off" challenge at go100, although it doesn't use any of the required words.
Off the Record
Words: 100
Rating: PG
Characters: Ligur and...uh...oh god...you'll see.
“Oh no.. I did some stupid things but I wasn’t that bad!”
“Shut up!” Ligur hissed. “It ain’t official. ‘S’my day off and I got personal bus’ness. You help me out, I let you go where you’re s’posed to be and you don’t tell nobody.”
“Crikey, mate, you can’t just go doing people in when you want something done!”
“Stop grousin’. ‘S’quick, some wicked critter just like ev’body thought. Ye’d rather wind up shittin’ yerself in some pension home?”
The man appreciated Ligur’s teeth with an expert’s eye. “What do you want?”
“I seen the way you handled them snakes.”
will x-post later, when I stop laughing being ashamed of myself.