[10/12/09] А: Александр Лукашенко

Я обещаю, что к Новому году у каждого белоруса на столе будут нормальные человеческие яйца.
[10/12/09] А: :)))
[10/12/09] С: да, язык у него колоритный

As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint.
Frankly, I think it's due to drinking."
"In that case," said the patient, "I'll come back when you're sober".

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The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not insult you by offering payment ( Read more... )

Английский шутя

Sherlock Holmes and his friend Watson (Шерлок Холмс и его друг Ватсон) were on a camping and hiking trip (были в палаточном походе; to hike - путешествовать, ходить пешком, бродяжничать).

They had gone to bed (они легли спать) and were lying there (и лежали "там") looking up at the sky (смотря /вверх/ на небо).

Holmes said, " ( Read more... )