Facebook has won

[vorozheya]

I am sorry I don't update this too much. My life is pretty static: I am ridiculously happy. I work very little and get compensated a ludicrous amount of money for simply being a native English speaker. I enjoy classical music and British post-punk. I go on a whole bunch of absurd blind/first dates with Russian girls who are very beautiful and yet distressingly pedestrian. I still have equal parts contempt and reverence for myself and my intellect. Facebook allows me to condense these feelings into posts which take no effort at all and yet still get the desperate feedback my fragile ego needs to keep going.

I won't be posting so much on here, is what I'm saying. Unless someone asks for specific stories which are best expressed in more than 420 characters.

I have disappointed you all.