Hilarity at the new place with the Roomie..
He: Damn, looks like the toaster didn't make it here yet... I could always do the super ghetto method of using the stove to cook the poptarts.
Me: *Starts laughing hysterically*
He: Oh, come on, you've never done that before?
Me: No, lol. We do have a microwave, you know.
He: What kind of heathen are you?!
Me: I'm sorry, do you want me to build a fire in the middle of the living room?
He: Why?! We have a device that does that already!
Me: I wish there were more people to hear this, because we're hilarious.
He: There's a solution to that; TWITTER! My god, woman, it's like you're not even thinking!
Me: *Starts laughing hysterically*
He: Oh, come on, you've never done that before?
Me: No, lol. We do have a microwave, you know.
He: What kind of heathen are you?!
Me: I'm sorry, do you want me to build a fire in the middle of the living room?
He: Why?! We have a device that does that already!
Me: I wish there were more people to hear this, because we're hilarious.
He: There's a solution to that; TWITTER! My god, woman, it's like you're not even thinking!