001; (voice; english)
(there’s a bit of white noise that continues to broadcast for a brief while, then stops; after this, a few odd noises are heard before the speaker decides to begin speaking)
‘Use this?’ What utter foolishness -
(a sharp rattling is heard - it goes on for a few seconds, then stops abruptly)
It appears that I am required to use this device for communicative purposes, though to precisely what end is, as of yet, unclear. If anyone is listening - and I assume that someone is, as it would be foolishly irrational to provide me with a device such as this if it were not intended to be used - then I demand information about my current situation. If you respond within a reasonable amount of time, I am prepared to consider being lenient with you.
That is all.
(the feed cuts out)
‘Use this?’ What utter foolishness -
(a sharp rattling is heard - it goes on for a few seconds, then stops abruptly)
It appears that I am required to use this device for communicative purposes, though to precisely what end is, as of yet, unclear. If anyone is listening - and I assume that someone is, as it would be foolishly irrational to provide me with a device such as this if it were not intended to be used - then I demand information about my current situation. If you respond within a reasonable amount of time, I am prepared to consider being lenient with you.
That is all.
(the feed cuts out)