This is sad.

[vonilyn]

i woke up this morning (shocker there) thinking about plotting out how to get to australia. i hopped in the shower and was thinking about it some more. same ol' routine with addition of the australia plots.
shampoo? check.
conditioner? check.
face wash? check.
ohshit. face wash doesn't go in your hair after the conditioner.
phuckit.
::headdesk::