writing: OMG. I think I'm gonna hurl...
It's NOON and it's still far too early in the day for this shit.
http://www.mtv.com/photos/exclusive-stephenie-meyer-female-force-comic-book-preview/1622037/4269671/photo.jhtml
A STEPHENIE MEYER COMIC BOOK????? She has such a fantastic life story that it has to be told in comic-book-visual form, with occasional interludes courtesy a very Boris Karloff lookin' vampire?
SERIOUSLY?!?!
I'm not sure which infuriates me more: That this was made in the first place, or that the damn thing will fly off the shelves. Of both Barnes & Noble, and the local comic book store. Is there no sacred genre left? She has to frell up everything with her god-damn distortions? At least she knows that she has to reach her audience in small words with the help of pictures.
Seriously? Stephenie Meyer's fake-gossamer-smile face in comic illustration makes her less loathsome?
Fine. Imma go write a vampire series and I'LL DO IT BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.mtv.com/photos/exclusive-stephenie-meyer-female-force-comic-book-preview/1622037/4269671/photo.jhtml
A STEPHENIE MEYER COMIC BOOK????? She has such a fantastic life story that it has to be told in comic-book-visual form, with occasional interludes courtesy a very Boris Karloff lookin' vampire?
SERIOUSLY?!?!
I'm not sure which infuriates me more: That this was made in the first place, or that the damn thing will fly off the shelves. Of both Barnes & Noble, and the local comic book store. Is there no sacred genre left? She has to frell up everything with her god-damn distortions? At least she knows that she has to reach her audience in small words with the help of pictures.
Seriously? Stephenie Meyer's fake-gossamer-smile face in comic illustration makes her less loathsome?
Fine. Imma go write a vampire series and I'LL DO IT BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!