TO THE DUMMKOPF KNOWN AS GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT, I AM CALLING YOUR BRUDER RIGHT. THIS. INSTANT.

I never gave you permission to "visit" me, and I most certainly DID NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO USE A PAINTBALL GUN INSIDE MY HOUSE.

I don't care if there was a crazy Frenchman out to kill you, you will come back to clean up this mess and you will do it NOW.

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Well, I have returned from Austria. My apologies for my sudden departure a few months ago but Vater didn't exactly leave me with a choice. I have much to attend to for my father's business, so Elizaveta, I am promoting you to my personal assistant. You start Monday.

Alfred, I also expect you to report to work at 8 AM sharp.

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