JACKOFF CONAN
So, I was looking through one of my drawers for something, when I found a toy I got a while back, which always makes me laugh. I thought I should share this toy with my loyal (*cough*) readers.
(~128KB, WMV format, only because 99.9999% of people already have the codec installed.)
The toy is circa 1992, and made by Hasbro, so I doubt it was *meant* to masturbate all over unsuspecting woodland creatures and foe alike, but a good question might be, "Why doesn't the arm just bend upwards towards the shoulder?" I mean, that would make more sense, allowing him to have a realistic "chopping" motion. Is this the product of horny design engineers (for lack of a better term) and apathetic middle-managers?
MIDDLE-MANAGERS NOT ACTUALLY DOING ANYTHING? PERISH THE THOUGHT!
Here is a closeups of his face. Upon showing one of my friends, she commented that, "His face looks so jovial, as if he were about to climax as we speak." You be the judge:
Notice the amazing detail on his body. Even though the artist went as far as to give him erect nipples, and knuckle lines on his hands, he didn't give him any sort of genital definition. Peep it:
I thought it was pretty funny.
(~128KB, WMV format, only because 99.9999% of people already have the codec installed.)
The toy is circa 1992, and made by Hasbro, so I doubt it was *meant* to masturbate all over unsuspecting woodland creatures and foe alike, but a good question might be, "Why doesn't the arm just bend upwards towards the shoulder?" I mean, that would make more sense, allowing him to have a realistic "chopping" motion. Is this the product of horny design engineers (for lack of a better term) and apathetic middle-managers?
MIDDLE-MANAGERS NOT ACTUALLY DOING ANYTHING? PERISH THE THOUGHT!
Here is a closeups of his face. Upon showing one of my friends, she commented that, "His face looks so jovial, as if he were about to climax as we speak." You be the judge:
Notice the amazing detail on his body. Even though the artist went as far as to give him erect nipples, and knuckle lines on his hands, he didn't give him any sort of genital definition. Peep it:
I thought it was pretty funny.