Second Stitch // [Video]

[volttackles]

[Video on! Kanji is looking sternly toward the viewer, a Pokeball in hand. One can vaguely make out his Mareep in the background, looking rather confused by her master's behaviour.]

JOEY IS A LIAR.

[His grip tightens on the Pokeball, continuing to look unimpressed.]There is no way in Hell his Rattata is within the top percentile of all Ratattas.

Comments

[vitative]

Being in the top percentile does not necessarily mean being the best. It is quite possible his Rattata is in the top percentile while yours is superior.

But who is Joey and what is a Rattata?

[volttackles]

[Whoa this chick talks strange. It takes him a minute to process that.]

But that means mine's still better, right? [He'll ignore the second set of questions for now.]

[vitative]

Possibly. I do not know how to judge Rattata.

[volttackles]

I'm just gonna go ahead and say mine's better.

[vitative]

It is possible, however, that it is not better.