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volttackles

Second Stitch // [Video]

Jul 18, 2010 21:19

[Video on! Kanji is looking sternly toward the viewer, a Pokeball in hand. One can vaguely make out his Mareep in the background, looking rather confused by her master's behaviour.]

JOEY IS A LIAR.

[His grip tightens on the Pokeball, continuing to look unimpressed.]There is no way in Hell his Rattata is within the top percentile of all Ratattas. ( Read more... )

video, !route 30, this joke has probably been done

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[Video] itssextillion July 19 2010, 01:36:08 UTC

All Ratattas are in the top percentile of fail.

[Video] volttackles July 19 2010, 01:38:30 UTC

No way, not this one.

Re: [Video] itssextillion July 19 2010, 01:44:58 UTC

Yes way. It'd do |Ø| against Euler.

[Video] volttackles July 19 2010, 01:58:02 UTC

Okay, dude. I don't know what the Hell you just said.

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[video] mindcrushed July 19 2010, 01:40:07 UTC

What's a Ratatta?

volttackles July 19 2010, 01:41:42 UTC

Whaddaya mean? Ut's a purple mouse. They're all over the place.

mindcrushed July 19 2010, 01:48:03 UTC

Oh. Those...

So those were Pokemon too?

volttackles July 19 2010, 01:58:53 UTC

Yeah, it's a mouse Pokemon or... Somethin'. They're pretty cool.

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[video] brbmanlytears July 19 2010, 01:40:17 UTC

[waaaait for it....

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Who's Joey?

[video] volttackles July 19 2010, 01:44:31 UTC

Some punk who came up to me all-- [He raises his voice to a nasally whine as he impersonates "Joey"] "Hey Kanji my Rattata is awesome, let me show you it" [His voice returns to normal] So I kicked his ass.

[video] brbmanlytears July 19 2010, 01:46:34 UTC

[......]

Oh.

Are you sure he wasn't just trying to show you his Pokémon?

[video] volttackles July 19 2010, 01:59:55 UTC

Well, he shoulda said that then!

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vitative July 19 2010, 01:43:37 UTC

Being in the top percentile does not necessarily mean being the best. It is quite possible his Rattata is in the top percentile while yours is superior.

But who is Joey and what is a Rattata?

volttackles July 19 2010, 01:57:22 UTC

[Whoa this chick talks strange. It takes him a minute to process that.]

But that means mine's still better, right? [He'll ignore the second set of questions for now.]

vitative July 19 2010, 01:58:43 UTC

Possibly. I do not know how to judge Rattata.

volttackles July 19 2010, 02:02:35 UTC

I'm just gonna go ahead and say mine's better.

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PHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! You get an Internet. You are full of Win. Forever. used_perishsong July 19 2010, 01:45:20 UTC

What's goin' down, man?

/takes a bow volttackles July 19 2010, 02:01:18 UTC

Some punk kid thought he was being cool by sayin' his purple mouse was better than me. I made him eat those words pretty quick.

used_perishsong July 19 2010, 02:02:40 UTC

Oh yeah? A uh... Rattata, right?

Nice goin' man!

volttackles July 19 2010, 02:12:52 UTC

Yeah, a Rattata.

Mine's better than his though, it knows how to kick ass.

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