[ by Chuk Baldock, anti-(c) 2005 ]
--- Hi, welcome to America. Can I take your order?
== Can I have some dignity, please?
--- Sorry, we’re all out. Have you tried our new Homeland Insecurity Value Meal?
== Uh... No. Thanks. I’ll just settle for this vague sense of patriotism.
== How about maybe a t-shirt and some bumper stickers? Oh, and a bucket of
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