I rewatched "Last of the Timelords" last night, this time to generate a good review.
No dice.
"LotTL" is the heartwarming story of Harold and Lucy Saxon, who embarked on a mystical journey to the end of the universe. They witnessed the last of humanity screaming at the dark, and sat in the open doorway of the TARDIS and mainlined all the speedballs left in existence.
Then they came home and had lots of maniacal sex and Lucy pondered, "I wonder what would happen if I discharged this pistol into my husband's small intestine?"
THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED. THANK YOU RTD.