DICKFACECRIME
I AM THE WORLD'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE.
I DEFINITELY HAD A TUTORING APPOINTMENT TODAY AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT.
WHAT. THE. HELL.
Do you know WHY I missed it? Because my boyfriend is actually the world's biggest asshole. Ooh, he pisses me the fuck off. Goddamn!
Whatever. John Simm is a MILF (Master I'd Like To Fuck) How funny is that? Thought of that one in the shower. GO FIGURE. Who else would I think about when I don't have clothes on? Certainly not my asshole boyfriend! What a dickface.
Do you know who is NOT a dickface? John Simm.
Do you know who else is not a dickface? Adorable cuddly tiny baby Christopher Eccleston.
OOOOH BABY CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTON!!!! *dies from cuteness*
P.S. Dear Marie,
We need to make a sign to hang beneath beardy!Simm on my door that reads "Big Brother Saxon is watching you."
And we definitely need a creepy 'Utopia' Ten that reads, "Big Brother Brendan Block is watching you masturbate."
And we need to grow us some Daniel Craig goldfish sponge creatures! PLAN.
ETA: Done and done.
I DEFINITELY HAD A TUTORING APPOINTMENT TODAY AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT.
WHAT. THE. HELL.
Do you know WHY I missed it? Because my boyfriend is actually the world's biggest asshole. Ooh, he pisses me the fuck off. Goddamn!
Whatever. John Simm is a MILF (Master I'd Like To Fuck) How funny is that? Thought of that one in the shower. GO FIGURE. Who else would I think about when I don't have clothes on? Certainly not my asshole boyfriend! What a dickface.
Do you know who is NOT a dickface? John Simm.
Do you know who else is not a dickface? Adorable cuddly tiny baby Christopher Eccleston.
OOOOH BABY CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTON!!!! *dies from cuteness*
P.S. Dear Marie,
We need to make a sign to hang beneath beardy!Simm on my door that reads "Big Brother Saxon is watching you."
And we definitely need a creepy 'Utopia' Ten that reads, "Big Brother Brendan Block is watching you masturbate."
And we need to grow us some Daniel Craig goldfish sponge creatures! PLAN.
ETA: Done and done.