SV S9 Ep02 'Metallo'
I'm SO BEHIND THIS RECAPS I know D:
I can't comment on anything here because Lois already mentioned Mrs. K and Shelby, so uh...
This is very dramatic and awful and all but I can only think of Mean Girls right now and how Georgina was hit by a bus.
There's one word for this, one word alone and that word is: GROSS. Also: UNNECESSARY.
Like Charlie after visiting Candy Mountain!! Damn those convincing songs!
He's a bit brave I'll give you that. If that were me I'd start screaming "WHAT THE HEEEEEEELLLLLLLL WHAT THE HELL MAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN" making Dean's face upon seeing the cat that one time.
Guys. SV thinks it can fool us, but I KNOW what's going on here, ok? First the disco ball, now the pulsing green thumpa-thumpa light... Sv is one long, big advertisement for a night club. I'm sorry you had to find out like this, after 9 years. But better late than never! Right?
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW this is so amazing! And if you pay attention the very first voice we hear is of a mum singing a song to her child. What song, you ask? Well, guys, it's the same song Lex sang to his baby-blanket-brother (... and if that mockingbird won't sing ...). FUCK YES, SUBTLE SHIPPING AT MAX POWER.
First he dresses like Lex, then he only hears voices that remind him of moments alone with Lex! Aw, pining!Clark, don't worry he's not dead I promissssssseeee (PLEASE NOTE LEX WEARING CLARK'S SHIRT WHILE SINGING, IT ALL COMES TOGETHER BEAUTIFULLY FOR ME!)
Wait, wasn't she allergic to Shelby?
Doesn't she live in the Tower Of Death now? Is it just a really big office? I know this is unlike me but I'm so confused
There's something really wrong going on with this woman's eyebrows. Please seek help.
"We both sacrificed a lot so you could become the hero you are meant to be so quit back-pedaling Clark."
:((( Less hatin', more lovin'! Their bright friendship, I need it back in my life.
Is NO ONE AT ALL in that hospital freaking out about this? NO ONE?
"The last time you and I saw each other things did get a little... physical, didn't they."
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Dude, I think my own thorax is bigger than that. And exactly when did they took it? HE DREW THAT X-RAY WITH CRAYONS, YOU CAN'T FOOL ME HERE EITHER SV.
Clark's voice sounds... well, girly compared to the fake one.
I bet the Chloisers went AHGSDSHSDA there for a second
♥
ominous green light!
ok...... and where's Davies' memorial?
Clark, dude, keep your toys to yourself there's a lady present here
SUPERMAN CURL
AMAZING
.. but I don't want him to die! He has a nice body! D: We will always remember your trapezoids of manhood, Cyborg the Second.
"Jimmy knew exactly what he was doing when he bought this place."
I wouldn't say notthefamousone!Jimmy knew "exactly what he was doing", ever
"Does this mean Clark Kent is coming back for an encore?"
He disappears and comes back every single finale/premier, I don't understand why they're making a big deal out of this
awwww
I LOVE THIS SHOT
THIS ONE TOO
THIS ONE NOT SO MUCH
I TOLD YOU THERE WAS GOING TO BE NAKEDNESS, DID I NOT?