SV S9Ep01 'Saviour'
AW YEAH
This is very natural, very IC
I don't remember but I think I didn't like this dude at all
Where exactly do those light beams come from anyway? A cloud? How do they choose the cloud? Are there magical clouds? A random point in space? Are there calculation in the time-travel science that determine this stuff, are there formulas? I'm dying to know here people.
I'm sure the Zorro has something to say about this. Wait, does it mean Clark goes by CARRRRLOS now?
DAMN, BOY
Hello Callum! I can remember you from shows such as Dead Like Me and... that's basically it
ZOOM OUT A BIT, I CAN SEE HIS PORES
EMO HAIR + DIFFERENT JOR-EL VOICE = CONFUSION IN MY HEAD
"You've been talking to The Blur?"
"Yes he sort of.. confides in me."
"Of course he does."
aw, Chloe
Why is she covered in oil, again? Not that I'm complaining, mind
THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS NOT AMUSED
Do we need to keep Clark on suicide watch now? What kind of premier is this? I knew the emo hair was bad news!
You may have noticed how I'm not mentioning Clark is most probably wearing that outfit because it reminds him of that time they had the picnic in the field and Lex held his hand. It's just too easy guys come on.
I MENTION LEX AND JDFSDJFKSDFSKDF CASTLE
The poor poor castle what have you beasts done to it D:
"Salute. Kneel. Kneel before Zod."
"*punches*"
dude you could have just said 'no'
Oh yeah. You read that right. Metropolis' greatest newspaper bitches, try and beat THAT
This guy read Chloe's book on Techniques of Distraction! It didn't go to well for her and Clark afterwards, but what the hell. Don't stop believing dude, I hope it works out for you!
I LOVE YOU LOIS
NEEDS MOAR SCREENS. No, seriously, did anyone ever need that many screens? Are they all, objectively speaking, really necessary? Seriously you guys. Seriously. The amount of energy alone they need to function... let's think of the Planet (world, not the newspaper). Let's think of the fish! Where is Aquaman and what does he think about all this? Is this the reason he broke up with Oliver? Am I unto something here? A-HA YOU ALL KNOW I AM!
HE'S SO ANNOYING. I THINK. AGAIN, I DON'T REMEMBER.
"My cousin Lois vanished for three weeks and then suddenly appeared claiming that she was being chased by a ninja-clad assassin."
Hey, don't look that surprised there. Ninja-clad assassins in SV are an everyday affair. Now, the robot dinosaurs that are sure to come next? Now that's worth rising your eyebrows for!
Ha! That will teach Lois!
"I have no expectations of you."
Me either. Let's make a club.
Such a cold-blooded killer, that Tess
This is the most exciting moment of the premier so far. EMBRACE IT.
FIGHT CLUB DISCO TIME
omg this is the lamest fight in history, I can't bear to watch it
oh dear
....... ok? um, they DO know that if they take the knife out of her chest and leave her under the sun she gets well again, right?
LMAO WHAT THE HELL IS THIS HOW DID THOSE PEOPLE CLIMB UP THERE
KNEEL. KNEEL BEFORE ZOD'S ECCENTRIC ACCENT.
hahahaha this is my face right now
"Please. Please do this for me, please save Jimmy."
Guuurl. Don't be guilt-tripping when you were all over Davies just before Jimmy died
HARSH, DAILY PLANET
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uasdhfusdufhaisufhua DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT DROP OF WATER? WASN'T IT AMAZING? AND THE SHOVEL! IN THE EARTH! AND OLIVER WORKING! I'M BLOWN AWAY
In other news, Lois dreams of Mercer and clutching silk sheets. I REST MY CASE.