Last of Mexico quotes
Ok. I know it has been almost a year since my trip to Mexico with my "big girl" girl scouts. So....I promised I would get all the quotes posted.
So..Here is the final installment of the quotes that are okay for public viewing.
I've cut rats softer than this. (avocado in cooking class)
No offense Megan, but I am highly annoyed by your cheerfulness.
Good new!
I looked into his eyes, and he was wearing makeup.
I want to play this game with ninjas.
You know how straight people have gay-dar....gay people have Katie-dar.
I never met a bakery I didn't like.
It's like drinking poly juice.
WORD!
She's still contemplating her navel.
I have an outie, no an innie, wait....which is which?
What do you say when someone hiccups? Lo siento (I'm sorry)
I'm getting about one word per paragraph.
How can he still be talking?
10 points! Oh, he missed.
Ellen was full @ 7:30pm on 26June
You didn't tell me you were going to leave that slice of pizza!
You were full.
So.....
This is a mummy of a Spanish noble. (Guide)
Wait....That's a real body?
It's like a grape..but it doesn't taste like one.
Pole!
What are Seattle people called?
Seattlites...
I don't want to be a Seattlite, it sounds like satellite. I don't want to be a satellite.
Wait...what?....Really?
Wow- I like the light. I need to turn the light on.
You are robot girl.
I am not a robot, I am a normal girl!
BONGO - (special veto word chosen by troop to stop any annoying behavior or line of conversation - If Bongo'd you must stop whatever you were doing immediately)
She bongo'd your ...
It's nose liquid.
No, it's snot.
Dogs don't have snot, they have nose liquid.
Right..............it's SNOT.
EWWWWWWW
You fail to appreciate how big my head really is.
You're dense.
Like cake?
I'm like a wine grape, because wine grapes are little.
Really?
No, I'm lying to you.
Where's our furious leader?
No Carne Katie
I do not have enough spanish for this.
Oh look....a snail just passed us.
Ew, stadium water.
I wasn't twitching, that was a fly.
She's not possessed, she's just twitching.
Pick me out something that tastes.
I like other people's quotes because mine make me sound silly in the head.
Is that a dog or is that Ellen?
Wait....can I have dashboard on my iphone?
Wait....it's a song?
If you are fat, I'm a hippo.
I thought my brain was hurting your brain - no...your brain isn't strong enough.
Was it actually a guy dressed up like Jesus?
I had a friend named Elizabeth Yim.
Was she invisible?
It's and actual cross, not a person imitating a cross.
I've had enough culture now.
You need an exotic pets license for leopards.
For love birds?
Oh, I thought you said Leopards.
You can flush the toilet paper now.
That wasn't quotes, it was sign language.
I'm not tired, I'm just exhausted.
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My time in Mexico with the girls was wonderful. I would do it again in a heartbeat.
So..Here is the final installment of the quotes that are okay for public viewing.
I've cut rats softer than this. (avocado in cooking class)
No offense Megan, but I am highly annoyed by your cheerfulness.
Good new!
I looked into his eyes, and he was wearing makeup.
I want to play this game with ninjas.
You know how straight people have gay-dar....gay people have Katie-dar.
I never met a bakery I didn't like.
It's like drinking poly juice.
WORD!
She's still contemplating her navel.
I have an outie, no an innie, wait....which is which?
What do you say when someone hiccups? Lo siento (I'm sorry)
I'm getting about one word per paragraph.
How can he still be talking?
10 points! Oh, he missed.
Ellen was full @ 7:30pm on 26June
You didn't tell me you were going to leave that slice of pizza!
You were full.
So.....
This is a mummy of a Spanish noble. (Guide)
Wait....That's a real body?
It's like a grape..but it doesn't taste like one.
Pole!
What are Seattle people called?
Seattlites...
I don't want to be a Seattlite, it sounds like satellite. I don't want to be a satellite.
Wait...what?....Really?
Wow- I like the light. I need to turn the light on.
You are robot girl.
I am not a robot, I am a normal girl!
BONGO - (special veto word chosen by troop to stop any annoying behavior or line of conversation - If Bongo'd you must stop whatever you were doing immediately)
She bongo'd your ...
It's nose liquid.
No, it's snot.
Dogs don't have snot, they have nose liquid.
Right..............it's SNOT.
EWWWWWWW
You fail to appreciate how big my head really is.
You're dense.
Like cake?
I'm like a wine grape, because wine grapes are little.
Really?
No, I'm lying to you.
Where's our furious leader?
No Carne Katie
I do not have enough spanish for this.
Oh look....a snail just passed us.
Ew, stadium water.
I wasn't twitching, that was a fly.
She's not possessed, she's just twitching.
Pick me out something that tastes.
I like other people's quotes because mine make me sound silly in the head.
Is that a dog or is that Ellen?
Wait....can I have dashboard on my iphone?
Wait....it's a song?
If you are fat, I'm a hippo.
I thought my brain was hurting your brain - no...your brain isn't strong enough.
Was it actually a guy dressed up like Jesus?
I had a friend named Elizabeth Yim.
Was she invisible?
It's and actual cross, not a person imitating a cross.
I've had enough culture now.
You need an exotic pets license for leopards.
For love birds?
Oh, I thought you said Leopards.
You can flush the toilet paper now.
That wasn't quotes, it was sign language.
I'm not tired, I'm just exhausted.
____________________________________________________
My time in Mexico with the girls was wonderful. I would do it again in a heartbeat.