If RL will leave me alone for a bit I might just manage to churn out a fic for the first time in months!

Observations on the Mating Displays of the Holmes by Dr M. Stamford II & Dr. A. I. C. DoyleWarnings: Use of dubious references to science and butchering of Holmes canon...so basically: CRACK pretending to be a serious documentary ( Read more... )

Title: The Conversion of a Dog Lover 1/?
Disclaimer: Just a poor college student
Rating: pg
Warnings: fluff, angst, mauling
Parings: John/Sherlock, Lestrade, OC's
Summary: Fill for Sherlockbbc-fic prompt - Sherlock and John have always been cats. Lestrade is their owner. Reichenbach. Empty House

( Lestrad had never really been one for cats )

Title: Between Life and Death
Disclaimer: Nope, it's not mine.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Slashy
Pairings: Life/Death, John/Sherlock, Space/Time, Energy/Force
Summary: Sherlockbbc-fic Prompt fill - ( Sherlock is Death, John is Life )

Title: Seasonal Allergies
Rating: pg
Warnings: fluff? possible choking on fluff balls?
Summary: mini-fill for sherlockbbc_fic prompt - John is a wercat and trasforms at the most inoportune times.

( click for the fluffy... )

Title: The Surgeon
Rating: T
Warnings: PTSD (trigger), hallucinations, murder
Summary: Mini fill for Sherlockbbc_fic prompt - "When a doctor does go wrong, he is the first of criminals. He has the nerve, and he has the knowledge"
John makes a sacrifice on the altar of his desert demons.

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Title: White
Rating: T?
Warning: suicide attempt, stockholm syndrome, memory loss
Pairing: implied Sherlock/John, John/Jim
Summary: fill for sherlockbbc_fic prompt - Jim Moriarty kidnaps John and tries to seduce him. Just a little darker.

( He wakes up in a white room... )

Title: Sortafill
Disclaimer: this is so tedious. don't own. seriously.
Rating: T
Warning: drug use, rampant crack. John whumping
Summary: fill for sherlockbbc_fic prompt - Pink, fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows. Sherlock BBC X Charlie the Unicorn

( Read here for the crack... )

Title: Crack-mini-fill
Disclaimer: Anderson must have lowered your IQ if you think I own Sherlock.
Rating: T
Warnings: suggestive language, suggested beastiality, awkwardness galore
Summary: fill for sherlockbbc_fic prompt: John seemed awfully distracted by that cat in TGG. I was thinking...Dr. Doolittle crossover. John Watson can hear animals speak, ( Read more... )

Title: Minifill
Disclaimer: seriously? do you think I own the awesomeness of Holmes?
Rating: T
Pairing: H/W
Warnings: implied gay sex; established relationship
Summary: fill for sherlockbbc_fic prompt - John fucks Sherlock so hard some nights, that he has to bite down on his pillow to avoid screaming (in pleasure) and scaring Mrs Hudson in the flat ( Read more... )

Title: MiniFill?
Disclaimer: I do not own Sherlock Holmes or any incarnations of him. (weeps in a dark corner)
Rating: pg
Warnings: implied violence, PTSD relapse
Summary: minifill for sherlockbbc_fic prompt - For some reason, Sherlock and John are arrested by the Yard. However, when they try to put John in a holding cell, he has a flashback to his ( Read more... )