Baby, sweet sugar with lips so pink. Staring down the cavern of you mouth last night I wondered how deep did it go? Could your mouth open so wide as to swallow me whole? I wanted to scrape the insides of your mouth, dig for that nugget of gold. To hear you, tiny whimpers and mews, this is what I wanted: excavate ( Read more... )

This is part protest and part regale(ing). I am protesting against the spineless men in my life who've reverted to weak women and low carb beers. I am going to regale you with my dirty mouth and say, "Oh fuck all you fancy fucktarts ( Read more... )

I drank an entire pot of coffee because I feared it was going to go to waste. Now my insides are producing much human waste ( Read more... )

My fucking IPOD. My computer will not obey. iTunes is ignoring the existance of Pods and I cannot figure out why. I want to restore the little fucker, but because iTunes does not recognize it at all, I have no idea of what to do. I reset it, I uploaded the latest versions of both iPod and iTunes. I even tried other USB and firewire cables to see if ( Read more... )