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A drunk with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away.
He gave him a glass to drink. The drunk tried it and said: "It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.”
"That's correct", said the boss.
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A few years ago robbers entered a bank in a small town. One of them shouted: "Don't move! The money belongs to the bank. Your lives belong to you.” Immediately all the people in the bank laid on the floor quietly and without panic.
This is an example of how the correct wording of a sentence can make everyone change their view of the world.

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I got Pig.

“Wait! It's not that bad. Think bacon, ham, and sausages. When was the last time you didn't enjoy these? They're all unbelievably tasty. And you're a tasty human. You have an amazing taste in food, culture, fashion, and life in general. You're the best and most awesome kind of pig! ;)

What about you?
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Sorry, my Russian speaking friends, this post is in English.

1. In case of emergency…


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An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man,
"Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The old man just groaned but didn't budge.
The usher became more impatient.
"Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."
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