And I thought my dad would be the only fat man to ever beat my ass
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I pulled anime_band_geek's hair (-5 points). In January I caught a purse-snatcher who stole jenniflye's purse (30 points). In June I gave blame_penguins a kidney (1000 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, kimmyjo1112 (-5000 points). Last Friday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4675 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
vizey0622