Ready, Set, Start Being Smart
How stupid are people? How desperate are people to gain attention? If you find yourself
an axample of any of the following, please do the human species a favor and dematerialize off the face of this planet. Please, no more idiots.
Points of idiocy:
1. You attempt to sell your grilled cheese sandwich on ebay for a million bucks because there's a picture of the virgin mary burnt into the bread.
2. You decide to file a lawsuit against a newly released car model called the Zoe. Why? Because your name is Zoe.
3. You see a video of the president of the United States swatting at a fly while he's in the middle of an interview. You now accuse the president of animal abuse.
4. You think that if you're dog gets hit by a car and looses it's leg in the accident, then it's leg will just grow back.
5. You think the terminology for Starbucks coffee cup sizes is some fancy french lingo. You know, because "Tall", "Grande", and "Venti" obviously mean "small", "medium", and "Large". (Apparently Mr. Intelligent Language Person who owns Starbucks thinks that a synonym for something of an elevated height means it's small, and something that is the spanish word for large should mean medium, and well, Venti could mean weasel snot for all I know.)
6.You climb mountains to get a closer look at the constellations.
7. You put a "Buy American" sticker on your Toyota.
8. You tilt your head side ways to smile :)
9.You try to sell your car for gas money.
10. You think it's genius that all of our governments' research money is going to the development on how a cat uses it's tongue to drink water.
SOYLENT GREEN. That is my answer to life's issue of people who lack brain cells.
an axample of any of the following, please do the human species a favor and dematerialize off the face of this planet. Please, no more idiots.
Points of idiocy:
1. You attempt to sell your grilled cheese sandwich on ebay for a million bucks because there's a picture of the virgin mary burnt into the bread.
2. You decide to file a lawsuit against a newly released car model called the Zoe. Why? Because your name is Zoe.
3. You see a video of the president of the United States swatting at a fly while he's in the middle of an interview. You now accuse the president of animal abuse.
4. You think that if you're dog gets hit by a car and looses it's leg in the accident, then it's leg will just grow back.
5. You think the terminology for Starbucks coffee cup sizes is some fancy french lingo. You know, because "Tall", "Grande", and "Venti" obviously mean "small", "medium", and "Large". (Apparently Mr. Intelligent Language Person who owns Starbucks thinks that a synonym for something of an elevated height means it's small, and something that is the spanish word for large should mean medium, and well, Venti could mean weasel snot for all I know.)
6.You climb mountains to get a closer look at the constellations.
7. You put a "Buy American" sticker on your Toyota.
8. You tilt your head side ways to smile :)
9.You try to sell your car for gas money.
10. You think it's genius that all of our governments' research money is going to the development on how a cat uses it's tongue to drink water.
SOYLENT GREEN. That is my answer to life's issue of people who lack brain cells.