My Will--For when I die--
Here's my will, bitches...
Alex (twin)- you get my undying platonic love and my jeans and thursday shirt...oh, and you get the rights to William Nolan
Vivian- you get my itune files of Dashboard, which i've listen to twice..you also get my converses and my cynicalism
William- You get my slipknot cd's, my one slipknot shirt, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Princess Mononoke, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Kung Pow: Enter the Fist..((B-betty, sh-she hit me b-betty, what d-d-do we do betty?)) ((I'M A GAY MONSTER!!! RAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!)) ((EEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!))
Braxton-You get my respect and acceptance, along with ps2 and xbox
Andrew (brother)- You get your car back, and the rights to the title "Rand(all) Al'Thor/Flagg, Supreme Stephen King/Robert Jordan Pratt Family Member..plus Ninja Gaiden (original) Acrobatic Master Moves
Brandy- You get me proclaiming Jesus Christ rocks...that, and anything Satanic you can find
Conley- You get my damn ring (IF IT EVER FUCKING COMES!!!!), my writing skills (if you want 'em), and Hulk Hands, so you can beat the shit outta Matt/Elliott, whomever...((grrr! Hulk Hands SMASH!) You also get two poems dedicated to you, of your chosing, and the rights to Cottrell/Robert Chiles as a minion
Jamie- You get all of my techno (which you already have), my computer (including Sacred and Tribes), my iPod, and ps2 games..you also get the exclusive rights to COMPLETELY own Bwhoo!! and EEyyeyah, Crab Battle!! And, lastly, you get the Grindin' Award, for...well you know..
Elizabeth (Hall)- You get all of my short stories, and half the rights to L.E.D. You also get my "happy mask" and my ability to make fun at myself and laugh genuinely.
Annelies- You get all of my poetry, and the other half of the rights to L.E.D. You also get one last 'huggle', a correct Waltz, and my sympathies for having Mr. R. one more year..
Jimmy (Screven)- You get our "score" settled, the rights to being the only Chivalrous guy at Altamont, and my personal rage and over-protectiveness for when Operation Cockblock goes into red alert.
Thomas (Shattuck)- You get to burn in your own private hell..and a jousting kit thing, so when I see you in hell, you'll be ready for round two. Maybe a steel kidney, too...
Charlie (Cobb)- You get my cell phone and any MGS related things in my room. You also get me to admit that you won this year, but next year, you're going down..er..wait...this is my will..so nvm
Charlie (Moore)- You get another hug, get a chance to see my ring, and get to see me happy with her..you know who..other than that, you get a revised version of your poem for me, and the one I wrote for you a while back.
Tasha- You get the date we never had, a chance to hang out, and to finally be happy yourself. You get a kiss and a goodbye hug, and all my The Cure music. You also get my Edward Scissorhands dvd.
Elizabeth (9th grade)- You get all the rest of my Tim Burton stuff, especially Nightmare Before Christmas, my N.B.C. buttons, a Slip-'n-Slide, and another walk down to V. Richards from Altamont..minus stephen and madison
Kelsey- You get all my tight shirts, the girls' pants I bought, one more hug 'n kiss on the top of the head, and my word that you deserve way better than anyone can ever offer you. Most importantly, you get to see me cry for once and an apology for everything.
M.A.- You get my non-existant dancing skills, that shirt you encouraged me to buy, but never got to see me wear, and my track tights.
Marijke- You get to see me understand Spanish and respond accordingly. You get a notebook full of boyfriend help for every situation, and at least one dance.
Risa- You get to see me act not shy out of school, a secret handshake, and a party that I'm present at.
Lastly..
Molly- You get a red rose and my tears at your funeral, and an apology for not acting sooner. You get a chance to see me again, 'cause I'm surely going to hell..you get my love and my sorrows dispelled.
Alex (twin)- you get my undying platonic love and my jeans and thursday shirt...oh, and you get the rights to William Nolan
Vivian- you get my itune files of Dashboard, which i've listen to twice..you also get my converses and my cynicalism
William- You get my slipknot cd's, my one slipknot shirt, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Princess Mononoke, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Kung Pow: Enter the Fist..((B-betty, sh-she hit me b-betty, what d-d-do we do betty?)) ((I'M A GAY MONSTER!!! RAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!)) ((EEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!))
Braxton-You get my respect and acceptance, along with ps2 and xbox
Andrew (brother)- You get your car back, and the rights to the title "Rand(all) Al'Thor/Flagg, Supreme Stephen King/Robert Jordan Pratt Family Member..plus Ninja Gaiden (original) Acrobatic Master Moves
Brandy- You get me proclaiming Jesus Christ rocks...that, and anything Satanic you can find
Conley- You get my damn ring (IF IT EVER FUCKING COMES!!!!), my writing skills (if you want 'em), and Hulk Hands, so you can beat the shit outta Matt/Elliott, whomever...((grrr! Hulk Hands SMASH!) You also get two poems dedicated to you, of your chosing, and the rights to Cottrell/Robert Chiles as a minion
Jamie- You get all of my techno (which you already have), my computer (including Sacred and Tribes), my iPod, and ps2 games..you also get the exclusive rights to COMPLETELY own Bwhoo!! and EEyyeyah, Crab Battle!! And, lastly, you get the Grindin' Award, for...well you know..
Elizabeth (Hall)- You get all of my short stories, and half the rights to L.E.D. You also get my "happy mask" and my ability to make fun at myself and laugh genuinely.
Annelies- You get all of my poetry, and the other half of the rights to L.E.D. You also get one last 'huggle', a correct Waltz, and my sympathies for having Mr. R. one more year..
Jimmy (Screven)- You get our "score" settled, the rights to being the only Chivalrous guy at Altamont, and my personal rage and over-protectiveness for when Operation Cockblock goes into red alert.
Thomas (Shattuck)- You get to burn in your own private hell..and a jousting kit thing, so when I see you in hell, you'll be ready for round two. Maybe a steel kidney, too...
Charlie (Cobb)- You get my cell phone and any MGS related things in my room. You also get me to admit that you won this year, but next year, you're going down..er..wait...this is my will..so nvm
Charlie (Moore)- You get another hug, get a chance to see my ring, and get to see me happy with her..you know who..other than that, you get a revised version of your poem for me, and the one I wrote for you a while back.
Tasha- You get the date we never had, a chance to hang out, and to finally be happy yourself. You get a kiss and a goodbye hug, and all my The Cure music. You also get my Edward Scissorhands dvd.
Elizabeth (9th grade)- You get all the rest of my Tim Burton stuff, especially Nightmare Before Christmas, my N.B.C. buttons, a Slip-'n-Slide, and another walk down to V. Richards from Altamont..minus stephen and madison
Kelsey- You get all my tight shirts, the girls' pants I bought, one more hug 'n kiss on the top of the head, and my word that you deserve way better than anyone can ever offer you. Most importantly, you get to see me cry for once and an apology for everything.
M.A.- You get my non-existant dancing skills, that shirt you encouraged me to buy, but never got to see me wear, and my track tights.
Marijke- You get to see me understand Spanish and respond accordingly. You get a notebook full of boyfriend help for every situation, and at least one dance.
Risa- You get to see me act not shy out of school, a secret handshake, and a party that I'm present at.
Lastly..
Molly- You get a red rose and my tears at your funeral, and an apology for not acting sooner. You get a chance to see me again, 'cause I'm surely going to hell..you get my love and my sorrows dispelled.