Ha-ha-fucking-ha.

[vivid_lucidity]

Paris Hilton is my new favorite comedienne. Or retard. Whichever works.

Paris has recently ended her engagement to ga-fucking-zillionaire Paris whatshisface, quoting reasons such as "I'm still young" and "I'm not ready to give up my cureer".

"I have worked very hard to get to where I am," she says.

If anyone can guess where the word penises goes

Comments

[sweetazz]

"I have worked very hard to get penises to where I am."

I win!

-al'x

[vivid_lucidity]

I was thinking more along the lines of "I have word very hard penises..."

But I like yours better.

She's like a dick magnet. Except it's not at all as cool as it sounds.

[do i owes you a cookie now?]

Just a guess

[house_on_fire]

"I have worked penises very hard to get to where I am."

[vernal_vices]

LOL!

[vivid_lucidity]

^_^!!! How are you? I miss you!