Ha-ha-fucking-ha.

Oct 04, 2005 01:16

Paris Hilton is my new favorite comedienne. Or retard. Whichever works.

Paris has recently ended her engagement to ga-fucking-zillionaire Paris whatshisface, quoting reasons such as "I'm still young" and "I'm not ready to give up my cureer".

"I have worked very hard to get to where I am," she says.

If anyone can guess where the word penises goes in that last sentence, I'll give them a cookie.

Or just laugh really hard because omfg. No, she didn't really just say that. Did she? Haha, she did!

(I will update about PCB later. Right now - schoolwork.)
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