[Video]You're Leg's Off! No it Isn't! Look you stupid bastard!!
[Dean is wincing as he speaks into the device. His face is a bit pale, despite the sunburn in places, and he's looking a bit banged up.]
Well....that was a joy...I don't know why the Mansion thought I would ever...voluntarily...join any branch of the army under FRANCE...but it totally exploited my sense of duty...Dad beat that into me with all his marine corp parenting methods...or rather parenting Sam and I like we were recruits and not children...ow...sonnovabitch....mmmfff...Anyway...during all the uh...fun...some jackass decided it would be fun to set the camp on FIRE and the run...And me...being the brainwashed loyal legionnaire decided to try and stop him...Belkar...the little shit...stabbed me with a rusty bayonet!!
[He angles the camera so everyone can see the wound in his leg. It's still bleeding though not as heavily.]
It's uh...still bleeding...I've got a rudimentary skill at stitching up wounds but a direct knife wound...with rust...Little help here? ....Feeling light headed....gonna lie down now....
Well....that was a joy...I don't know why the Mansion thought I would ever...voluntarily...join any branch of the army under FRANCE...but it totally exploited my sense of duty...Dad beat that into me with all his marine corp parenting methods...or rather parenting Sam and I like we were recruits and not children...ow...sonnovabitch....mmmfff...Anyway...during all the uh...fun...some jackass decided it would be fun to set the camp on FIRE and the run...And me...being the brainwashed loyal legionnaire decided to try and stop him...Belkar...the little shit...stabbed me with a rusty bayonet!!
[He angles the camera so everyone can see the wound in his leg. It's still bleeding though not as heavily.]
It's uh...still bleeding...I've got a rudimentary skill at stitching up wounds but a direct knife wound...with rust...Little help here? ....Feeling light headed....gonna lie down now....