acaprice: As a parting message, I got two fortune cookie fortunes today. "The coming month shall bring winds of change in your life."
and
"A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else."
Me: Oh, very nice. I like that.
acaprice: In bed.
Me: headdesk>
Me: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE FORTUNE COOKIES.