Yes. I Am Bored.

[visiblemarket]

Now that the "from hell" part of the "assignment from hell" thing has been dispensed with...why not do a reflective meme?

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[guanin]

I considered doing this when I first saw it, but then I noticed that I've only done four of them and three of those are unfinished. Maybe if there were a meme for smut cliches...

[visiblemarket]

Hee. You could invent one? I actually haven't done too many of these either. But I have considered a lot of them.

[guanin]

Mm, I could. I'm sure I have at least ten cliches in that area.

[visiblemarket]

What would count as smut cliche? I'm sure I've...done lots of them as well. Actually smut is probably even more susceptible to that.

[guanin]

Well, drunk!fic is one. The unfinished fic I used it in is smutty. Being stuck in a cave/abandoned building/isolated are in the middle of a blizzard or something and having sex is one I even saw parodied in an LOTR fic. Mm. *thinks*

[visiblemarket]

Hee. Yes, the locked in a closet/enclosed space of some other kind by people trying to set you up is probably another. I have thankfully not done that. But with a lot of these I tend to wimp out.

[guanin]

Me, neither. I've resisted along with the huddling for warmth one.

[visiblemarket]

That one just seems illogical to me. If you're cold, taking off your clothes is not going to help. No matter what else you're doing with your clothes off, just...no.

[guanin]

The only time when taking off your clothes would help is if you're inside and your clothes are soaked through, though if someone is this close from suffering from hypothermia, having sex is probably not the smartest option. I did see a fic with this plot that remained smut free and stayed in the comforting cuddling zone, which I really liked.

[visiblemarket]

Hey, I actually saw a fic like that once too! There was a nice warm shower and a kiss or two but it didn't get porny at all! Well, it was implied it would get porny after but it was all off screen, it was nice.

[guanin]

I like those.

I've got these so far:
Drunk!fic
Bondage
Stuck incomunicado in a secluded place
huddling for warmth
Sex as punishment
Two characters played by the same actor
Threesome
Virgin

[visiblemarket]

Hee. Two characters played by the same actor can be awesome.

[guanin]

I've only finished the Sark/Adam stuff, but I once wrote one with Johnny Depp's characters from The Ninth Gate and Once Upon a Time in Mexico. There's an insane amount of Johnny's character's stuff around.

[visiblemarket]

Someone on some kink meme once asked for Nine/Claude. And damn I wish someone had written it, but I...am not going to be that person.

[guanin]

Nine/Claude? Mmm. Intriguing. If I only didn't have so many fics going on already.

[visiblemarket]

I think it was Nine/Claude, against the TARDIS. Which just boggles the mind, as does the question of who would top.