Now that the "from hell" part of the "assignment from hell" thing has been dispensed with...why not do a reflective meme?
Fanfic tropes: bold the clichés you have written, and italicize those you've considered writing
Genderswap: No.
Bodyswap: No.
Drunk!fic: Technically yes. Sort of. Going to a Town (wow that's a while ago) had...that as plot point, I think.
Huddling together for warmth: Well now I've considered it ;) But I think it would take me a while to get from "it's so cold let's hug" to "let's have sex even though it's so cold".
Undercover in a gay bar: Nope. I'm trying to think if there's a fandom I write for where it would work. Heh. The Middleman. MM...in a gay bar...being polite and charming and...okay now I have to go back and italicize because hee.
Pretending to be married: Nope.
Secretly a virgin: Nope. I don't think I've got any pairings where that would be canonically plausible anymore. Bunch of sluts, all my favorite characters.
Amnesia: The Donna/Peter thing sort of hinges on that, I believe. So I guess it counts.
Cross-dressing: Considered it and considered it, several times, for Halloween purposes, but I can never get up the balls to commit to it. Haha, yes, I...you get the picture.
Forced to share a bed: Nope
Aliens make them do it: The MM/Sam was...technically Demons Made Them Do It, but I think the idea is the same.
Wingfic: Steve and Tony both have wings ;) So it's defacto wingfic, all the time.
Mpreg: Don't judge! It was a horribly cracky idea of epic proportions, with Adam and Peter and their demonspawn child. Ohh, it would've been hilarious but I was scared of writing it and having people take it seriously.
Mistakenly assumed to be gay: Nope.
Let's play truth or dare: Nope.
Mary Sue fic: No comment. *cough*
Aphrodisiacs: Maybe if I can't use it for "Aliens Made Them Do It", I can for this: the Sam/MM thing.
Curtainfic: I actually had to go look up what this was (romantic, curtain picking out domesticity, yes?), but I'm guilty. Also, what I imagined Curtain!fic to be was soo much kinkier than what it actually was. There was also a Hamlet joke.
Hurt/Comfort: I think that one Steve/Sam thing I wrote for
c_quinn is the one that fits it most closely, but most of the Plaude that isn't domesticity based probably counts.
Apocalypse fic: Nope. Never really got the appeal.
Someone has a baby: Heh, one of the initial discarded storylines of Coming Back...and possibly still on the table for potential sequels.
Baby!fic: Well, not baby!fic, necessarily, but I've always wanted to try writing something about Peter's childhood. Because...well, it could be interesting.
Telepathic soulbonding: I'm not even sure what that is, but it sounds creepy. Souls are independent things. They are also not molecules.
Werewolves mate for life: Hee. Do they, now? How would anyone know? It's like those "How to Draw Dragons" books. But no, I haven't.
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