We saw The Watchmen last night. I mean no disrespect to those who liked the movie. (Being a big Philip K. Dick fan, I loved A Scanner Darkly, but I understand why a lot of people didn't. This may be the same kind of thing.)
That said, here's my review in four bullet points:
- The soundtrack was a disgrace
- the sex scenes were laughable
- From the second half of the movie on, I kept debating with myself whether to walk out, but stuck with it, mainly to see how bad it could get
- This morning, someone mistakenly told me that the movie was produced by Adam Sandler. I actually believed him.