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Glamorous Bavarian politician Gabriele Pauli has shocked the Catholic state in Germany by suggesting marriage should last just 7 years. 2. Yay financial aid disbursement!
3. "A gauntlet of angry food":
Patton Oswalt - Black Angus 4. "Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race." - H.G. Wells