I got a text message from Barack Obama's campaign today telling me that I could win a dinner with the president at George Clooney's house and the air fare would be covered. It's been irking me for hours ( Read more... )

Okay, I was going to look for pictures for a cap-tive segment... and I found the perfect one, omfg I can't even tell you. Luckily I saved it before Yahoo took it down and replaced it with this.1

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Seriously, someone make me a snarktastic icon that says that, will you? It's like "Prose before hos" but way better.

So I was supposed to work until four, but one of my managers happened to put his arm around my shoulders and some of his skin came in contact with my scalding hot throat... and he sent me home 'cause momma's got a fever. Other than ( Read more... )

I am not getting any of my comment notifications, and I am not happy. Is this happening to anyone else? What gives? I know El Jay went through some maintenance, but they say it's all done and things should be normal. I note that things are definitely not normal ( Read more... )