"Something we didn't do?"
Fullmetal Alchemist
viridian5: Poodle Afro Ed!
‘nat: hehe
‘nat: that shoulda been used for Napoleon Ed
viridian5: Ha!!!!
viridian5: Even his antenna was fried.
‘nat: actually, I saw a pic of Poodle!Ed in a Napoleon Dynamite parody
viridian5: hee!
‘nat: they're still kids
viridian5: Ed is so flexible!
viridian5: Aw yeah.
‘nat: ah, the lesbo ep
viridian5: The enduring Sapphic romance of Ms. Bookworm and Windy.
‘nat: this is why I can't take Winry/Ed fic seriously
viridian5: Truly.
‘nat: that, and Ed's big gayness
viridian5: I don't see any romantic Ed/Winry vibe.
viridian5: I see Ed as more asexual, actually.
viridian5: He's not interested in *anybody*.
‘nat: yeah, I can see that
‘nat: obsessed with his goal
viridian5: Ed is completely focused.
‘nat: after Al becomes human, then Ed can figure out his life
viridian5: If he doesn't then become obsessed with making sure that Al has a happy life.
‘nat: true
viridian5: hee!
‘nat: they're so cute together
viridian5: Winry and Scieska are hilarious here.
viridian5: Aliens!!!!
viridian5: I love the little flying saucers.
‘nat: now why doesn't Winry remember that homunculi exist?
viridian5: Because Winry is a moron.
‘nat: ahh
viridian5: Ninja lockpicking Winry!
viridian5: Alas, no.
viridian5: Scieska: "...I am afraid and turned on all at once."
‘nat: and now we can make out
viridian5: hee!
viridian5: Thank you for remembering about homunculi, Winry.
viridian5: Definitely an alien.
‘nat: daww, they love each other so
viridian5: So much.
viridian5: Yeah, the fight over who would marry Winry went like this:
"You'll marry Winry!"
"Nooooo! You will!"
"Will not!"
‘nat: heeeeee
‘nat: please tell me it changes to a new ending soon
viridian5: Pleeeease.
‘nat: if we have the same opening, can't we have the same ending? Rewrite is my fave
viridian5: Aw!
viridian5: I hope they at least have the new picture for when they change the bit about equivalent trade. (With the picture frame) Seeing the harder edged Ed in the photo is priceless, and that narration is important.
‘nat: oh yeah
‘nat: I know that they'll have the same music
‘nat: I can't take Thundercats seriously anymore
‘nat: Curse you Seth Green!
viridian5: hee!
viridian5: White trash kittens!
‘nat: crawling all over passed out mom
Samurai Champloo
viridian5: heh
viridian5: Ha!
viridian5: The frog!
viridian5: The scratching!
viridian5: Bong!
viridian5: Bong!
‘nat: love this show
viridian5: We hope we enjoy it too, mighty bard.
‘nat: oooh, ninjas
viridian5: I can't adjust the brightness on my old TV so I can't see much of anything.
‘nat: kid running mucho
‘nat: throw thing in water
viridian5: Jin is one with the fish.
viridian5: In that he can't catch any.
‘nat: um, did Mugen and Fuu switch bodies?
‘nat: she can't finish it all?
viridian5: She was just being nice.
‘nat: heeee
‘nat: poor Jin
viridian5: He is one with the fish!
‘nat: heee
viridian5: Bwah!
viridian5: Salute the river that has given us gold! Banzai!
viridian5: Huge Fuu!
‘nat: Fat Fuu is the cutest
‘nat: I need an icon of that
viridian5: Bwah!
viridian5: Bwah!!!!! Run to the prostitutes!
viridian5: ka-ching! Flash our gold!
‘nat: Momo! yaaays!
viridian5: You don't put out, Fuu.
‘nat: aww, Momo petted her
‘nat: lol
viridian5: Wow, her fullness doesn't last long.
‘nat: run away just in case she eats ya
viridian5: Ohmigod. The whores.
viridian5: Score!
viridian5: Oh well.
‘nat: virtual fight, heee
viridian5: A *pair* of ronin? Jin would be so insulted.
viridian5: So dark!!! I can't see!
viridian5: An elevator with a bell? *snerk*
‘nat: yeah
viridian5: Heh. A fat girl.
‘nat: also, she's no longer fat
viridian5: They're so screwed.
‘nat: Mugen, you is a moron
viridian5: Oh Mugen. Don't you know you never get laid by women?
‘nat: well, laid out.
viridian5: heh
viridian5: Airplane noises!
viridian5: This is his idea of foreplay.
viridian5: Moron.
‘nat: oww
viridian5: Mugen: "I want my nookie!"
‘nat: heeeeeee
‘nat: a very horny man
viridian5: Mugen, the personification of madness
viridian5: And a very horny man.
viridian5: She's nuts.
viridian5: Too damned dark! What the hell is going on?
viridian5: Bwah. Led by his dick.
‘nat: she found out a counterfeiting thing
‘nat: he killing them now
viridian5: Yeah, I see some of that.
viridian5: His feet are deadly even without the steel-shod shoes.
‘nat: and a bump on his head
viridian5: Bwah!
"My back."
"Master Jin..."
viridian5: Mugen = Moron
‘nat: lol
viridian5: She’ll marry him? Is that a promise or a threat?
‘nat: my back
viridian5: heh
‘nat: heee
viridian5: Female superspy: "I keep walloping Mugen's head since it's not like he uses it."
‘nat: makes sense
viridian5: So what, the guy in this commercial lets the older lady get a good look at him changing clothes as payment for letting him inside?
‘nat: no idea
The Boondocks
viridian5: #1 killer of the black man is FEMA!!!
‘nat: hee
viridian5: Always a cantankerous old man. Even from babyhood!
viridian5: No, not the dolphins!
viridian5: He's blind and he drives!
viridian5: Granddad is trapped in a nigga moment.
‘nat: the FEMA joke is my fave
‘nat: and this part
viridian5: Ha!
viridian5: Not the shoes! Don’t mess with the shoes!
viridian5: "Eye of the Tiger"!
viridian5: Wow, Riley sure does ask for it.
‘nat: yeah
‘nat: def not child abuse when Granddad beats his ass
viridian5: Granddad was kind. Riley should have been whipped.
‘nat: this is good
viridian5: hee. Samurai Champloo kinda.
‘nat: yeah
‘nat: reminiscent of the fight Jin had with the gay assassin
viridian5: yep
viridian5: The blind beating the dumb!
‘nat: significantly blinder
viridian5: Bwah!!
viridian5: Senor Piñata!
‘nat: well, Riley will
viridian5: Very Charlie Brown music.
viridian5: Bwah!!!!
viridian5: The blind swordsman.
‘nat: love the detail of him stabbing the head
viridian5: Stabs the head through the eye!
viridian5: Hahahahahahahaa!
viridian5: I love Huey's outfit.
‘nat: word
viridian5: Look at Granddad go!
‘nat: heh
viridian5: Granddad is beating the crap out of some random stranger.
‘nat: he was the DA in the R Kelly ep
viridian5: Oh!
viridian5: Van Dam can kill a man with one butt cheek!
viridian5: Charlie Brown music kinda!
‘nat: yup
viridian5: Riley is too gangsta for his own good.
‘nat: well, Riley will
viridian5: What you said!
viridian5: Now comes the shame.
‘nat: Oh my God, a chair!
viridian5: The thrown chair works. Wilding ensues.
viridian5: The feyest prisoner ever.
viridian5: Bwahahahaha!
viridian5: They got a fight license!
‘nat: heee
‘nat: "They'll rape you, that's what they'll do."
viridian5: "Your father wants you to know he's nobody's bitch."
‘nat: hehehehehehehehehe
‘nat: The Crapland
viridian5: Ewan, why do you hurt us so?
‘nat: yeah, the only reason why the girl's on his back still is cuz she died from the Axe stank and is in rigor mortis
viridian5: And, being an Axe man, he's too stupid to know the difference or care.
‘nat: yup
viridian5: Now Ghost in the Shell, which I can never watch all the way through.
‘nat: cool theme song
viridian5: Yeah, then I turn off the show afterward.
‘nat: heeee
viridian5: I have given this show so many chances and it bores me every time.
viridian5: I love the random bits of English in the theme song.
‘nat: happens
‘nat: me too
‘nat: did FLCL have its series ender and we missed it?
viridian5: No they didn't, and I have no idea when it's coming back.
‘nat: it's just one ep
‘nat: oh, adult swim, how you love to fuck us over
viridian5: Adult swim: "Neener neener neener!"
‘nat: that's about it
viridian5: ::still watching::
Honey, what are you wearing?
‘nat: I guess purple-haired fembots are all over the place
viridian5: Possibly.
‘nat: or the bald dude is a moron
viridian5: Oy.
viridian5: Yes he is.
‘nat: thanks for the TMI, dude
viridian5: Our protagonists: "....that was oversharing. Really."
viridian5: Oh yeah, she's gonna hate this.
viridian5: (s-CRY-ed commercial) Ah, Kazuma, with the voice and spirit of Mugen.
‘nat: I thought I recognized that last week
viridian5: Yep.
viridian5: It killed me that last week's episode basically has it that Kazuma and Ryuho's destiny is to wear really stupid looking armor.
‘nat: oooh, I wanna chase the cats with Roboraptor
viridian5: heh
‘nat: why can't mecha be stylish?
‘nat: ohhhhh, Narnia
‘nat: yays, spider bots!
viridian5: Spiders!
viridian5: Oh yeah, the Major's gonna love this job.
‘nat: heheh. so enthused
viridian5: ...she has no shape.
‘nat: huh
viridian5: That is one of the least flattering dresses ever. It even makes her breasts look like crap. But maybe that's the point.
viridian5: Oy
‘nat: eww
‘nat: yeah, well, I'd not wanna be too hot around that creep
viridian5: How many ways can she say no? Yes, she sure does understand.
viridian5: Cheerful spiders!
‘nat: so cute
‘nat: Oh yeah!
viridian5: Spider: "Hooo, yeah!"
‘nat: nah, perverts is totally right
viridian5: Totally.
‘nat: k, dude registers temp over 200, and you just say he's hot?
‘nat: a real nurse would be calling for the entire hospital to come in
viridian5: This is Fantastic Four. You expect real world logic?
s-CRY-ed
‘nat: so, when do they screw?
viridian5: Once they stop fighting for a few seconds.
viridian5: I like that little swing of limbs as they stop.
‘nat: yup
viridian5: They're both such idiots, just in slightly different directions.
‘nat: Japanese salsa
viridian5: Yes, Japanese flamenco!
viridian5: The vaguely noir flavored music throughout the show keeps confusing me.
viridian5: It doesn't match for me.
‘nat: actually, it's more dance music
‘nat: with flamenco flavor
viridian5: heh
‘nat: also, they're the protagonists
viridian5: That helps more than they realize.
viridian5: Mimori: "...and they're both idiots."
‘nat: heh
‘nat: dude who voices Mugen really goes for that kinda character
viridian5: He does it well.
‘nat: yup
viridian5: And... really stupidass armor.
‘nat: word
viridian5: Uh, Ryuho, I doubt they understand the name of your Alter or its significance.
‘nat: ruh roh, someone's gone all Apocalypse Now
viridian5: Kazuma: "Politics? What's right? Nah, I just like to destroy stuff."
‘nat: heh, I can so hear him saying that
viridian5: ...sold mah soul to the company stoooooorrrrre....
viridian5: Kanami: "Another day, another prison camp with hard labor."
viridian5: Funky ear on Ryuho.
‘nat: yeah
viridian5: Because Mimori's a moron and she loves you!
viridian5: I hope those weren't important notes Tachibana needed.
‘nat: nawww
viridian5: Mimori: ~glomp!!!!!~
‘nat: girl, I've watched like 2 eps and I know he's gay
viridian5: Ryuho: "...I'm gay, dammit! When will you get the point!"
‘nat: "Gasp! He's got lameass armor!"
viridian5: Mimori, never love a man who's in lameass armor. It never works out.
viridian5: See, noir music.
viridian5: Kanami, thinking: "Kazuma, are you out there? Can you hear me?"
viridian5: You see the scarring?
viridian5: "What I am is a hotheaded idiot."
Wow. He knows!
‘nat: ayup pup
viridian5: They're talking to each other telepathically. Kazu-kun, you got a weird love life.
viridian5: Aw, he and Ryuho have some matching scars now.
‘nat: wait, I thought she was his little sis
viridian5: I'm not sure what their relationship really is. I joke. I don't think they're romantic. I'm not sure if they're related.
‘nat: aaah
‘nat: Ryuho's armor is a tad less lame
viridian5: A tad.
‘nat: yeah
viridian5: Kazuma has become Lion-O!
‘nat: that's it!
viridian5: Mr. Burns!
viridian5: Wow, that's a lot of hair Kanami has.
viridian5: Kanami can feel Kazuma and now Ryuho. Mimori is suddenly very jealous. *g*
‘nat: Kanami: I can feel them doing very odd things to each other. What is a blowjob?
viridian5: Such gay men.
viridian5: Bwah!
viridian5: I told you this show is crack.
viridian5: And STRONGER!
‘nat: heee
viridian5: It's fun to work hard and be poor!
viridian5: It's lurve. They're both insane.
viridian5: Bwah!!!!!!
viridian5: "Something we didn't do?"
‘nat: and smex ensues
viridian5: Yes, Ryuho, I'm sure there are positions you two haven't even tried yet.
viridian5: Okay, *now* I turn the TV off. *g*
‘nat: heh
‘nat: Thing I love about closed captioning, one week I get the English translation of Eva's theme song, another I get the Romaji
viridian5: I can't figure out how to turn the CC on for my old TV.
‘nat: that suckles
viridian5: Just like how I can't adjust the brightness. All the lettering has worn off the remote *and* the instruction booklet is long gone.
‘nat: you could guess
viridian5: The buttons I've hit don't get me CC.
‘nat: ah
viridian5: I've found one that shows brightness, contrast, etc. meters but have no clue how to adjust them up or down. Dammit, I really cannot figure out how to adjust it.
‘nat: huh
‘nat: crap
viridian5: Whole sections of tonight's Samurai Champloo were just darkness.