Knowing is Half the Battle
At one Toys R Us off the Van Wyck, they had the parachuting GI Joe dolls dangling from the ceiling tied up in weird ways from their 'chutes. Two of the three looked like they were flailing as they hung in their straps by their ankles and their packs. They appeared to be a bit dazed and confused.
Me: "That's confidence-inspiring."
Brother Mine: "Oh yeah."
::shaking head:: GI Joe kink. In their military drag. All those straps and kinky weapons. Now they're bound in their parachutes. That's what happens when you make 'em into dolls!
Me: "That's confidence-inspiring."
Brother Mine: "Oh yeah."
::shaking head:: GI Joe kink. In their military drag. All those straps and kinky weapons. Now they're bound in their parachutes. That's what happens when you make 'em into dolls!