Last Thursday night's Project Runway:
Me: Oh, team building. Oh, the bitchery.
Kef: team DRAMA!
Me: Thus showing that you never get out of high school. The rest of your life, still high school.
Me: HP advertising!
Me: Not that HP is doing this stuff anymore supposedly. You know, computers.
Me: How is Laura at all like Betsey Johnson???
Me: Throw away the "me, me me" in this group? Never.
Me: I just saw Joshua hate everything and everyone.
Me: The printer hates Bert.
Me: wtf is wrong with Joshua? Seriously.
Kef: he's just flipping his shit over nothing, haha
Me: His mother isn't enough of an excuse.
Kef: VEE
Kef: HOW DID MONDO NOT... WIN
Kef: LAST YEAR
Me: Kors and Nina hate us.
Me: That's the only explanation.
Kef: i had somehow forgotten he didn't win
Kef: i had put it from my mind
Me: ::hugs::
Me: I love the gauzy view of Team We Get Along. So happy!
Me: They're using Piperlime shoes, huh?
Kef: no shit!!!!
Me: I love the "We have no clocks!" as the shot shows that building with the giant clock in the background at Madison Square Park.
Me: Joshua's public apology. Hmm.
Me: The numbers print is ugly and half-assed looking.
Kef: all of their prints are so ugly!
Me: Agreed. But I think the numbers are particularly ugly.
Me: Hahahaha, Tim burn on Joshua. Put your ego aside.
Me: Joshua, you may come from a humble family but you have no idea what humble is yourself.
Me: Some of these prints are so dense they hurt my eyes.
Me: Joshua, your shirt really makes me question your taste. Joshua's blouse/jacket thing doesn't look well constructed to me.
Me: I like Becky's jacket but am meh about everything else.
Me: Kimberly's skirt is way too mini. Not flattering to a woman's figure either.
Me: Laura's jumpsuit looks crappy to me.
Me: The sleeves on Anya's dress look odd.
Me: Bryce made a simple top and shorts?
Me: I don't like Anthony Ryan's skirt.
Me: More neutral from Olivier. Shocker.
Kef: personally anything in the second group
Kef: pretty bluh
Kef: olivier is the golden boy this round!!
Me: I like Viktor's dress but his model kind of sucks.
Kef: no more models of the runway at least hehehe
Me: I don't understand the Olivier love the judges have. His work is not bad, just really boring and one note, imho.
Me: Olivier: "I would... choose myself."
Me: Every time the camera focuses on Olivier's top, I see the model's breasts jogging all around independently in it.
Kef: ahahaha, yes, they are fighting to escape
Kef: i love how his whole group decides to pick themselves, haha
Me: "Bert's certainly not a team player either." And how many more times will this season put the contestants in teams?
Kef: until someone kills and eats another contestant
Me: heh
Me: I don't think Anya should have won this one. To me, the sleeves looked disconnected from the rest of the dress in a bad way.
Kef: so you saw who auf'd? i am sad 'cause qt but not sad because mediocre fashion
Me: I liked her but not so much her outfits.
Kef: YEAH, i'd rather have her gone than joshua 'cause he makes some nice stuff
Me: Just. Ironic. *g*
Next week:
Me: The men are going to provide direction on what their wife or girlfriend would wear? This sounds loltastic.
Kef: sounds unlikely :'D