Dec 28, 2010 22:03
My area's roads still haven't been plowed from Sunday's snow storm, leaving snow piles in the roads so large they would catch my Civic if I tried to travel over or climb them, so I'm now looking forward to snow plows arriving the way kids do for Santa Claus.
Dear Santa Plow,
I've been very good. I went to sleep Sunday and Monday nights and left two feet of snow out for you. Please give me cleared roads so I can buy groceries and Medicaid supervisors and directors might actually show up to work. Thank you.
Love,
V
the road