Title: Orszagian
Author: V.M. Bell
Disclaimer: The American political establishment does not belong to me. Neither does The Onion or the other pop culture references that may or may not be found in this fic.
Summary: A scene from the daily goings-on of the Obama administration, per The Onion. In today's episode: Peter Orszag seeks comfort in ( Read more... )

Fic is the inevitable conclusion of any new obsession, especially if super adorbs cabinet memebers are involved. (If only my springtime_gen fic were as inevitable...?!) The last time I slashed two politicians together, by the way, was back in the summer of 2006, when George W. Bush and Junichiro Koizumi (both out of office now yes) had really cracktastic sex ( Read more... )

Title: Love Me Tender
Author: V.M. Bell
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these politicians.
Summary: George Bush thanks Japanese Prime Minister Koizumi for his continued and steadfast loyalty.
Rating: R for secks and general crackness
Pairing: Bush/Koizumi
Word Count: 331
Author's Notes: flourish_leslie is to blame, that vile enabler!

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( perhaps they've both had too much wine to drink )

omg yaye it's finished

Title: It Will Be a Ballade, I Think
Author: V.M. Bell
Disclaimer: I own neither Liszt nor Chopin. Though they would be fun to have, wouldn't they?
Summary: It is not the thundering piano virtuoso that they want, or his stretching-to-the-ceiling chords. They want Frederic Chopin.
Rating: G
Pairing: Liszt/Chopin
Word Count: ( Read more... )

And, here, the long-awaited Domi/Sarko fic that was finished ages ago - and I just haven't been arsed enough to post it because of teh icky formating involved. Yeah, I am lazy but it is now spring break.

Title: On Their Own Time: A Pictorial Journey Into Domi/Sarko
Authors: V.M. Bell and Jessica V. Darcy
Disclaimer: Neither Dominique nor Sarko ( Read more... )

Title: A Meditation on Loathing
Author: V.M. Bell
Disclaimer: Neither Dominique nor Sarko are mine. Shame - they would be so much fun to play with.
Summary: We are enemies, they say to each other, and I commit to you no less than my greatest and deepest loathing.
Rating: R for wall!sex (yay), dubious consent
Pairing: Dominique de Villepin/Nicolas ( Read more... )

Title: and we'll all come praise the infanta
Author: V.M. Bell
Summary: Nicolas thinks he can control the universe if he sets his mind to it. Dominique wants to prove him wrong.
Disclaimer: I own neither Dominique (*sigh*) or Sarko, and this fic is not to be taken as fact, 'kay? No lawsuits, plz.
Rating: R for implied non-con, a few kinky things ( Read more... )

Title: Hostage
Author: V.M. Bell
Summary: Maybe George has come to his senses and is coming to free him. No, the pessimist within tells him. George always likes to have his fun first.
Disclaimer: Um, I don't think Bush and Blair had kinky sex prior to deciding whether or not to go to war, and although I've never met either one, I highly doubt ( Read more... )