Comments | virdant: fic-DBSK-"thisislyk my first fic evah!!!!!"

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fic-DBSK-"thisislyk my first fic evah!!!!!"

Jun 19, 2008 22:03

Title: "thisislyk my first fic evah!!!!!"
Author: virdant
Length: 163 words; super-short
Rating: PG
Genre: Badfic / and thus Crack
Pairing: JaeHo / mild YooSu
Summary: Jaejoong was sad because Yunho no love him...
Warning: Badfic. Do I need to make it shiny and glittery for you?
Notes: I would simply like to point to fanficrants for inspiration of this absolutely ( Read more... )

fandom: dbsk, pairing: dbsk yoosu, super-short, pairing: dbsk jaeho, organizational: fic, genre: badfic

Comments 32

yuxo June 19 2008, 14:52:49 UTC

DRIPPED GRAINS OF SAND DOWN HOURGLASS!?!?! LMFAO ALREADY DYING WHAT THE FUCK.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO A/N HAVEN'T SEEN THOSE IN A WHILE.

MAKE BABYS!?

YUCUN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT IS THIS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Okay, I gave badfic!writing a shot once, and I just gave up because it's actually SO hard to be grammatically challenged and overall mentally deficient. It really is. >_> So I commend you. LMAO. The sad part is, a badfic! writer will probably read this and think it's amazing. LOLLLLLLLL.

Lmfao. Um. Yeah, I love you. XDDDD ♥

virdant June 19 2008, 15:37:17 UTC

Haha, thank you for reading!~ It was hard to write with bad grammar and spelling (I had to keep my fingers as far away from the backspace button as I could). Luckily for me, a comm I stalked watched had a badfic prompt once, so I got to learn how to write badfic from the best (and I read all of them, and my brain hurt, but I learned a lot). I was also reading fanficrants right before I wrote this, so I had plenty of random material to work with haha XD. (Though shamefully, a vast amount of this material comes from my own experience with fanfiction... considering I've been watching the pit for a very long time already.)

The sands-hourglass thing is actually a "failed metaphor" orz. It happens in fic... I was seeing if I could write the whole "story is lost behind the metaphors" though since I rarely write metaphors, it was a little hard. But it was bad, so it served its point, I guess, haha ( ... )

captainlard June 19 2008, 14:57:31 UTC

the best bit is the hint of yoosu "and jusu and yucun aso love each other yay
" it's pure brilliance

post again soon
Cl

virdant June 19 2008, 15:39:59 UTC

Thank you for reading~

I'm glad you like my hint of YooSu; I find it one of my worse better sentences. XD. It really does make the entire story sink to another level doesn't it? haha XD

chloe1910 June 19 2008, 15:07:27 UTC

LMAO at this post...bwhahah.. interesting..this is really one BAD FIC man..my eyes nearly went cuckoo over the grammar...But on another hand,
this idea is rather refreshing...XXXDD

To be honest...any more of this kind of fic...I think I'll go cuckoo! @_@
But I must applause you for your courage to post this up even though there's a high chance that you'll be flame for the bad grammar! Way to go girl!!! You rock!

virdant June 19 2008, 15:20:42 UTC

Thank you for reading badfic!~ To be honest, I wasn't worried about flames for bad grammar; while it appears that I isolate myself from hug______ I actually spend copious amounts of my time studying horribly written fanfic in this bandom, and there are fics that take themselves seriously with the exact same grammar errors. I simply took every grammar error I've seen in the fics that are linked to the hug community and slammed it into an approx. 100 word space, which makes it appear worse, but it's not really worse (it's simply a matter of perspective). So I wasn't that worried, actually...

And ahah... I have another badfic planned, but it's unwritten because I need to hash out non-existent plot details with my beta before we even think about writing it... but it's bad. And every error planned pretty much exists in the fics linked from hug already.

I suppose it's a little shameful that I've studied how bad the grammar can get in this fandom, orz.

goku_the_saru June 19 2008, 16:06:02 UTC

Omg....XD You have(well most likely do) NO IDEA HOW MANY PEOPLE WRITE FICS LIKE THAT BUT ARE SERIOUS! XD Just...HORRIBLE*sob sob cry cry* Made me LOL though!

virdant June 19 2008, 16:17:06 UTC

Thank you for reading~ ^^

I'm glad that it was funny; I've read many badfics--in both hug______ and the pit, though that's mostly due to my tendency to just read everything. (It's because I have this problem, when I read the summary I know that it'll be utterly horrible but the masochist in me somehow clicks the link and I end up reading the story.)

Though admittedly, I'm surprised that so many people actually clicked a fic labeled as "badfic" (It proves that we're all actually masochists, I suppose, haha).

avieyal June 19 2008, 16:09:57 UTC

do you remember the other badfic, the one with the horrible pictures where LSM was Yoochun's dad in a wheelchair. or something. now THATS badfic. really really bad badfic.

this was more of a 9 year old kind of badfic. its (somewhat) coherent (i hear the "WTFs" already.) and it sorta has a plot (umm...), character angst, and smut! um. yeah.

badfics tend to want to be good!fics, don't they? but then i guess their authors wouldn't want to call them badfics if they don't think they're bad to begin with.

i can see the pain you went through man. LOL. its more like a bad!summary, and you barely made it out alive. ^_^

virdant June 19 2008, 16:27:31 UTC

Thank you for reading!~

I read that fic... it's called 1000 yukan of tears or something (I think?) It was horrible. Really horrible. (And I read every single chapter of it simply because I'm an utter masochist orz). I suspect that author was a troll, but it was an amazing example of badfic (and it was really bad).

I felt it necessary to warn for the badfic; I'm a little obsessive about my labeling (I'm actually considering going through the posts I made with rich-text and recoding them with html because it annoys me that much) so I felt the need to label things properly. There is the "real" title and author and summary under the cut, though I suspect by that point most people are boggling over the bad-grammar haha.

9-year-old?!!!!???? I resent that!!!!! I am 12 and certainly not a 9 year old!!!!!! I am an adult!!!!! Er. Sorry, it was too tempting to resist (I'm not twelve, I assure you). Haha, it's actually somewhat coherent? I failed; it needs to be completely incoherent ( ... )

avieyal June 19 2008, 16:42:52 UTC

quit lying. i know you're 9 and 8 months. lol. yeah. i guess if theres anything to be proud of failing, its failing at badfic. Good Job! i think.

ah yeah the yukan tears whatever thing. man. HOW DID YOU DO IT? i read two chapters and exploded. the author is aware its a badfic. maybe. but really. just seeing the banner made me want to run away.

virdant June 19 2008, 16:59:38 UTC

Ah, well, I have around... 7 years of badfic reading training? I used to spend vast amounts of time on fanfiction.net, (which actually has DBSK fanfiction, I just discovered, and it's all horrible) reading horribly written Gundam Wing fanfic. (I still read Gundam Wing fanfic, just not horribly written ones these days lol.) DBSK fanfiction is rather frightening because of the whole banner thing--I don't understand banners at all--but in general it can't really top some of the fics on fanfiction.net, especially since the ratio of badfics to good on ff.n is a little... disproportional... so browsing in there means that you can read lots of really horrible fics. (fanfiction.net is called "the pit" for good reason hahaha). So that yukan whatever story wasn't that bad. The pictures were a little frightening, but there was this strange attempt at a plot that was pretty amusing ( ... )

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