fic-DBSK-"thisislyk my first fic evah!!!!!"

Jun 19, 2008 22:03

Title: "thisislyk my first fic evah!!!!!"
Author: virdant
Length: 163 words; super-short
Rating: PG
Genre: Badfic / and thus Crack
Pairing: JaeHo / mild YooSu
Summary: Jaejoong was sad because Yunho no love him...
Warning: Badfic. Do I need to make it shiny and glittery for you?
Notes: I would simply like to point to fanficrants for inspiration of this absolutely horrible fic. This is DELIBERATE BADFIC. By the way, badfic is hard to write; I've never realized how hard it is to write with poor grammar and spelling. D:

Ahem. Moving on ahead!

JAEHO TTLY ROCKS JAEHO4EVA

thisislyk me first fic evah!!!!!
by: pinkpricessponi

:D:D:D:D:D pls plx pls readandreveal! but no FLAMES! =O So jae and ho totally belong together!

Jaejoong was sad because Yunho no love him and so he went and start cuttin him and there was lots of flowing red blood that dripped grains of sand down hourglass and jae went wahhh because there so much blood it was all red and shiny nad sarkly wheee (A/N: 1 tim i had a nosebleed nd there was lyk, gazillions of blood all over the place lol it was so spooky! and so then stuff happen and the blood was all cover everthin

jae say i love you u-ho and yunho screamed i love you 2!!!!!

and then they kissed and lyk, it was hot, and they they fell in love and make babys

and jusu and yucun aso love each other yay

only bad stuff happen

GIVE ME 10 REVIEWS OR I WONT POSTE 2 CHAPTER!

Ending Notes: Oh. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Even doing this is hard. Right, if you can think of ways to make this worse, please tell me. I think I would be able to make it worse, but it hurts enough as is... I need to scrub my brain with bleach now. Ow...

To assist your now horrified minds, I would like to point towards my nicely organized fic list to prove that I do not usually write like this. Really.

Additionally, I'm not writing another chapter. Oh. Owww.

fandom: dbsk, pairing: dbsk yoosu, super-short, pairing: dbsk jaeho, organizational: fic, genre: badfic

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