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I suppose I'll give this livejournal another revival. Although if the previous attempts are any indication, my livejournal seems relegated to he life of a retarded Phenix that upon its mythic rise from the ashes cannot seem to make more than a few tentative flaps of its wings before bursting into flames once again.
I'll do everything I can to make those few retarded flaps fun for us all.
I'll start by catching everyone up on what I've been doing for the past year. Rather than trying to describe it all myself, I'll save some time and just say where the information can be found. To get an idea of what I do for a living, consult Joseph Heller's Catch-22. To get an understanding of the intellectual, spiritual and philosophical issues I've grappled with, consult the works of Lao Tzu, Anton Szandor LaVey, Richard Dawkins, Jean Paul Sartre, Albert Camus and Fyodor Dostoevsky. To fully comprehend the complexity and emotional intensity of the relationships I've had with the female gender, consult www.freeXXXnudepics.com
Oh, and I got a tattoo of a lizard. Aside from the fact that I've always had a fondness for lizards, asking girls if they "want to see my lizard" is now a legitimate question. Then when they slap me, I'll just say I only wanted to show them my tattoo because it was something really special to me and they seemed like the kind of girl who wouldn't judge someone for opening up to them emotionally. Then she'd totally feel bad and we'd have hot steamy lovins like a million times. And I'd also ride around on a dragon and have magical powers. Did I mention that part? I'm pretty sure I did.
Well, I think that's about all for my first triumphant return to the livejournal. On a side-note, this 116 degree heat index needs to stop. While I fancy myself to be a scientific minded individual driven by inquiry and an insatiable thirst for knowledge, I could have gone a long time without discovering some of the places the human body is capable of sweating from when exposed to extreme heat.
I'll do everything I can to make those few retarded flaps fun for us all.
I'll start by catching everyone up on what I've been doing for the past year. Rather than trying to describe it all myself, I'll save some time and just say where the information can be found. To get an idea of what I do for a living, consult Joseph Heller's Catch-22. To get an understanding of the intellectual, spiritual and philosophical issues I've grappled with, consult the works of Lao Tzu, Anton Szandor LaVey, Richard Dawkins, Jean Paul Sartre, Albert Camus and Fyodor Dostoevsky. To fully comprehend the complexity and emotional intensity of the relationships I've had with the female gender, consult www.freeXXXnudepics.com
Oh, and I got a tattoo of a lizard. Aside from the fact that I've always had a fondness for lizards, asking girls if they "want to see my lizard" is now a legitimate question. Then when they slap me, I'll just say I only wanted to show them my tattoo because it was something really special to me and they seemed like the kind of girl who wouldn't judge someone for opening up to them emotionally. Then she'd totally feel bad and we'd have hot steamy lovins like a million times. And I'd also ride around on a dragon and have magical powers. Did I mention that part? I'm pretty sure I did.
Well, I think that's about all for my first triumphant return to the livejournal. On a side-note, this 116 degree heat index needs to stop. While I fancy myself to be a scientific minded individual driven by inquiry and an insatiable thirst for knowledge, I could have gone a long time without discovering some of the places the human body is capable of sweating from when exposed to extreme heat.