Pranksters
So the past few days it's been slightly depressing without my sister and Steph but that can't stop me from having a good time :)
Friday night me, Kristen, and Ashlee from work were trying to think of something to do that wasn't too pricey. Well we usually hit up Player's Grille and hang out with our favorite outside Longhorn bartender, Michelle, but we tip her very well which gets expensive. So we took a field trip to Taco Bell instead. After that we were thinking about how lame we were sitting around on a Friday only at like 11 with no plans afterwards so we went for a drive. We visited our other fav LH manager who transferred to another location and shot the bull with him for a while. Then I was like, "Hey! Since Andy's out of town, Frank is by himself at the apartment! Let's go mess with him!"
So him and Andy live on the first floor of the complex and his car was parked outside and he was supposed to call me if he went and did anything so he was supposed to be there. We started knocking on his window and scratching the screen but nothing happened. So after a while we block called him and Kristen did this phony Japanese sounding voice saying, "Where are you? I touch my boob outside your window but you did not come. You did not come I wanted you to see my boob." Like weirdo stupid stuff me and Ashlee were cracking up laughing!! But it turned out he started drinking by himself, got slightly drunk, his buddie picked him up, and they were at the Ale House. So that plan failed.
Our next plan was to drive back to our LH and try and freak out our closing manager. Because a big restaurant completely empty and you're all by yourself in the back for a few hours gets kinda freaky I would imagine. So we drove back to the island and he must have got his stuff together and left on time. Shucks.
Then we were thinking of who would be home alone and that we could prank. I wouldn't do it to another girl because I was home alone last week and if someone did that to me, I'd piss my pants. Guys are supposed to be macho so they can handle it. Well, we thought about it and this older guy Dave who works with us lived near by and his roommate was gone. Now this guy is in his late 30s and can get pretty cocky. He was perfect for the job.
So we go up to his front door and we notice a rocking chair randomly placed right on the front porch area and on each sides of the sidewalk were these porcelean white cats. So we moved the rocking chair facing the door and put one of the fake cats sitting in the chair so the first thing you see when you open the front door was one of the cats in the chair. So we rang the doorbell and ran. He has like 3 big dogs so of course the dogs started barking like crazy so if he was alseep before, he had to have been awake now.. lol :) Right across his house is this kazeebo (sp?) and trees on this island that splits the road up so we ran to hide near that. We didn't get a responce so we rang the doorbell again and then we started seeing some movement in the house. We called him up from my phone since he didn't know my number and Kristen pulled the same prank we did with prank but started it with, "MEeeeoooooww!! I come to your front door and you did not come! Meoooooww! I touch my boobs in front of your door but you did not come!" Stupid retardo stuff like that. He was all like, "Who the F is this?!"
So he had to be thinking wtf by now. We waited a while and called him again and we saw him trying to look out his window suspiciously. Then after like 5-10 minutes we knew we had to do some other action. So I ran across the street and rang the doorbell again. The dogs went Crazyy all over again muhahha. So then we lying down on the brick sidewalk behind the trees in the island thing in the road and we waiting and then all of a sudden the sprinklers went off!!! We screamed and ran away to my car haha. So that was it for the night Friday...
Work the next day with the 4 of us all working was quite funny. We kept on saying, "Meeeoooow" to Dave. He wasn't as amused and is threatening us that he'll get us back. Karma scares me! lol. We're a little scared but we'll see ;)
Soooo of course you can't do only one job.. so last night we were at it again. Not as cruel though. We stopped by Dave's again, didn't do anything but move around all of his stone animals, placed his cats around and we found a stone frog and put that in the chair this time. But this time it was just Kristen and me and we wanted to go to WalMart and find a hideous land gnome to put in this lady Heather's yard. She used to work with us too and we love her to death. Well, supringly WalMart doesn't have hideous land gnomes and all the other animals were minimum $15 and went up to like $50 bucks. Too expensive to make it cheap fun. So we found this weird looking owl that was 8 bucks and stocked up on some pinwheels to stick in her yard and got these picket looking fences for gardens that were like a foot and a half tall or so. So in her yard we made the owl a little fenced in area and stuck the pinwheels around and wrote on the driveway with some chalk. It was fun :) I told Kristen I want the owl back. That things going in the apartment, lol :) But I just got off the phone w/ Kristen and Heather knew it was at least her because she knows Kristen's handwriting. I should have done all the writing, lol ;)
All in all, it was some good fun. We're trying to think of who to get next, lol :)
Anyway, quick outside update. Works been slow. Since I don't work Tue-Thurs this week I was planning on taking a mini road trip maybe to visit Ian in O-town but I forgot I'm picking Ginger and Andy up from the airport on Wednesday right in the middle of it, so maybe I'll go visit for only a night or so. We'll see. I love the summer. I'm going to visit my cousin soon in P-cola, just gotta find when. I'll keep you updated.
Friday night me, Kristen, and Ashlee from work were trying to think of something to do that wasn't too pricey. Well we usually hit up Player's Grille and hang out with our favorite outside Longhorn bartender, Michelle, but we tip her very well which gets expensive. So we took a field trip to Taco Bell instead. After that we were thinking about how lame we were sitting around on a Friday only at like 11 with no plans afterwards so we went for a drive. We visited our other fav LH manager who transferred to another location and shot the bull with him for a while. Then I was like, "Hey! Since Andy's out of town, Frank is by himself at the apartment! Let's go mess with him!"
So him and Andy live on the first floor of the complex and his car was parked outside and he was supposed to call me if he went and did anything so he was supposed to be there. We started knocking on his window and scratching the screen but nothing happened. So after a while we block called him and Kristen did this phony Japanese sounding voice saying, "Where are you? I touch my boob outside your window but you did not come. You did not come I wanted you to see my boob." Like weirdo stupid stuff me and Ashlee were cracking up laughing!! But it turned out he started drinking by himself, got slightly drunk, his buddie picked him up, and they were at the Ale House. So that plan failed.
Our next plan was to drive back to our LH and try and freak out our closing manager. Because a big restaurant completely empty and you're all by yourself in the back for a few hours gets kinda freaky I would imagine. So we drove back to the island and he must have got his stuff together and left on time. Shucks.
Then we were thinking of who would be home alone and that we could prank. I wouldn't do it to another girl because I was home alone last week and if someone did that to me, I'd piss my pants. Guys are supposed to be macho so they can handle it. Well, we thought about it and this older guy Dave who works with us lived near by and his roommate was gone. Now this guy is in his late 30s and can get pretty cocky. He was perfect for the job.
So we go up to his front door and we notice a rocking chair randomly placed right on the front porch area and on each sides of the sidewalk were these porcelean white cats. So we moved the rocking chair facing the door and put one of the fake cats sitting in the chair so the first thing you see when you open the front door was one of the cats in the chair. So we rang the doorbell and ran. He has like 3 big dogs so of course the dogs started barking like crazy so if he was alseep before, he had to have been awake now.. lol :) Right across his house is this kazeebo (sp?) and trees on this island that splits the road up so we ran to hide near that. We didn't get a responce so we rang the doorbell again and then we started seeing some movement in the house. We called him up from my phone since he didn't know my number and Kristen pulled the same prank we did with prank but started it with, "MEeeeoooooww!! I come to your front door and you did not come! Meoooooww! I touch my boobs in front of your door but you did not come!" Stupid retardo stuff like that. He was all like, "Who the F is this?!"
So he had to be thinking wtf by now. We waited a while and called him again and we saw him trying to look out his window suspiciously. Then after like 5-10 minutes we knew we had to do some other action. So I ran across the street and rang the doorbell again. The dogs went Crazyy all over again muhahha. So then we lying down on the brick sidewalk behind the trees in the island thing in the road and we waiting and then all of a sudden the sprinklers went off!!! We screamed and ran away to my car haha. So that was it for the night Friday...
Work the next day with the 4 of us all working was quite funny. We kept on saying, "Meeeoooow" to Dave. He wasn't as amused and is threatening us that he'll get us back. Karma scares me! lol. We're a little scared but we'll see ;)
Soooo of course you can't do only one job.. so last night we were at it again. Not as cruel though. We stopped by Dave's again, didn't do anything but move around all of his stone animals, placed his cats around and we found a stone frog and put that in the chair this time. But this time it was just Kristen and me and we wanted to go to WalMart and find a hideous land gnome to put in this lady Heather's yard. She used to work with us too and we love her to death. Well, supringly WalMart doesn't have hideous land gnomes and all the other animals were minimum $15 and went up to like $50 bucks. Too expensive to make it cheap fun. So we found this weird looking owl that was 8 bucks and stocked up on some pinwheels to stick in her yard and got these picket looking fences for gardens that were like a foot and a half tall or so. So in her yard we made the owl a little fenced in area and stuck the pinwheels around and wrote on the driveway with some chalk. It was fun :) I told Kristen I want the owl back. That things going in the apartment, lol :) But I just got off the phone w/ Kristen and Heather knew it was at least her because she knows Kristen's handwriting. I should have done all the writing, lol ;)
All in all, it was some good fun. We're trying to think of who to get next, lol :)
Anyway, quick outside update. Works been slow. Since I don't work Tue-Thurs this week I was planning on taking a mini road trip maybe to visit Ian in O-town but I forgot I'm picking Ginger and Andy up from the airport on Wednesday right in the middle of it, so maybe I'll go visit for only a night or so. We'll see. I love the summer. I'm going to visit my cousin soon in P-cola, just gotta find when. I'll keep you updated.