Observations and some questions...
1. The people with the least amount of money have the most children and cats. My grandmother, bless her heart, had 11 children and she was dirt poor, and always with the animals... It might be a sterotype but it's true very often. I may have addressed this before.
2. Sleeping pills and laxatives on the same night are a nasty no-no.
3. Craft stores are second on the list, right behind the ward, of where to find crazy people. Everytime I am there, there is someone a couple aisles over from me maniacally sorting through crosstitch kits, and looking for more weird wood things to paint. Of course, I too am at the craft store, so I guess that doesn't say much for me, now does it...
4. It's funny how "phonetic" isn't spelled the way it sounds.
5. The lottery is truly a tax for the terminally stupid. Really, you aren't going to win. My Mother keeps telling me you can't win if you don't play, yet she has never won and just keeps pumping money into it. The definition of insanity is trying the same thing in vain, multiple times and expecting different results.
6. It's funny to me that usually the person in the grocery store using the sit down motorized cart, is never actually disabled, just fat and lazy and always in the goddamned cookie aisle.
7. Rolling up whole cloves out of your spice rack in rolling paper and trying to smoke them, will only end in tears and vomit. Thank god for learning lessons when you are 16... I have so many of these kinds of stories.
8.
What the fuck is Thunderbird made out of? I think we should make a hybrid of Thunderbird and Nighttrain and call it
"Nightbird ~ This shit will make you Crazy-blind!"
9. You can't be tickled by someone you don't like. So what's with the laughing? It's not really happy but yet you laugh... Strange. I hate it when people touch my head but I don't laugh, I bite. I'm a biter, just ask my sister.
10. What is the difference between "ketchup" "Fancy ketchup"?