Oct 05, 2005 21:15
guess what, Mom?
your daughter is a failure!
she sucks at everything she does.
horrible student.
weak swimmer.
musically retarded.
cant sppel.
doesn't even look nice. ever.
curses.
cries a lot.
gains weight like it's her job.
doesn't sleep.
takes showers at 1:30 AM
wants to be a writer.
will probably die alone.
will probably also die poor.
eats once a day. twice if you're lucky.
asks dumb questions.
wears make-up like once a month.
didn't know people had those hanging things in the back of their mouths.
quit singing.
quit dancing.
gets motion-sickness so easy it isn't funny.
still laughs at words like "noodle".
sometimes forgets to comb her hair.
snorts when she laughs.
says mean things about people. (but they deserve it.)
will never get into a decent college.
is a cocaine addict. oh wait, that's just what they say.
gags at the sight of blood.
everyone probably hates her.
her favorite color is purple, the international "HEY I'M A FAGGOT!" color.
names all of her pets "people" names.
talks to weird people.
was a mistake.
was never the girly girl you probably wanted.
drives too fast.
laughs too much.
is too loud.
isn't funny.
isn't pretty.
isn't nice.
isn't skinny.
isn't good.
isn't happy.......
"your words are deadly weapons,
killing me, destroying me.
your words are deadly weapons,
scatter all my brains across the wall...
secrets don't make friends."