As Ms. Chananigans demanded...
Quotes from April, installment two:
”It's a sad panda day.”-Harper
”You have to be a fucking yoga master to get cell phone reception in my house.”-Harper
”What is that?”-Harper
“Go watch it. It's something a geeky gamer like you will appreciate, especially since you were a 'choir queer'.”-me
”What the hell was that noise? The mating call on your home planet?”-me, to Kim's boyfriend Mark
”No 'c' in require, sweetpea.”-me, to Jenna
”Random is good. Pickles are also good.”-Jenna
”Sarcasm makes the world go round.”-me
”I should stop teaching you things like that, it always seems to backfire.”-me, to Dicen
”Fucking move! It's a fucking freeway, get on!”-Dicen
”With your stupid rockstar jeans!”-Dicen
”I like gargoyles, I like Latin, I like fire...”-Dicen
”For the love of red!”-Jenna
”Stop answering every question with 'quite possibly'. It's sodding infuriating! If you say it again, I'm going to punch you in the face. I don't hit women, but I'm about to make an exception.”-Trevor, to me
”Plus you know me, I like my secrets. A lot.”-me
“Too much. But I have no right to talk.”-Dicen
”Your phone sucks ass!”-me
“I'm driving on the freeway in San Francisco; it's not my phone, it's my geography.”-Dicen
”Would you stop being a self-deprecating bastard and just tell me?!”-me
“It's who I am, man.”-Dicen
”What are you being all shy for? It's me. Don't be a poetic prude!”-me, to Dicen
”Crap, I forgot what I was gonna say.”-me
“We'll just offer that one up to the Universe.”-Dicen
“Sacrificial syntax, as it were.”-me
”I chose not to technical bitch about it...a technical Nazi...in other words, you.”-Dicen
”I'm just bereft of inspiration tonight, perhaps I'll fare better in the morning.”-Juan
”Do you think we'll ever stop using him as an example of unjustified arrogance?”-me
“No. He'll be dead and gone ten years and still be prime example.”-Hunter
”Guess you better get a vibrator, then.”-me
“No way, 'cause if your dad found it he would flip his lid.”-Emmett
“Oh, what? Because he thinks it's a sin? Lame.”-me
“I know. It's not a sin, it's just technology.”-Emmett
”You are such a sodding liar. There you go bending the truth beyond all recognition again.”-me
“I don't bend the truth, so much as give it plastic surgery.”-Hunter
”Stop calling! We know we owe you money!”-me (yelling about Bank of America, who called 5 times in one hour)
”Issues. You have them.”-Hunter
“Oh yeah, you're one to bloody talk.”-me
“I got that line from you.”-Hunter
“I'm aware of that. No fair using my lines against me. That's just fucked up.”-me
“Oh, I'm sorry. Was the hypocrite saying something?”-Hunter
”Jenna does disturbing things with my dialogue.”-me
”Anyhoo, Lulu.”-Ceijae
”Well, I didn't say that. You heard things.”-Ceijae
“That's entirely possible.”-me
”What's wrong with you today, hmm?”-me
“Sugarhigh. I think it was the Heath bar that did me in.”-Ceijae
”I'm an artist, of course there's paint on my jeans. Goes with the proverbial territory.”-Trevor
”Ohh, bad juice (this phrase was invented by Hunter, just for the record). I'm experiencing the Phantom Eyelash Phenomenon.”-me
“The what?”-Heather
“You know, when it feels like there's something in your eye and when you investigate there's nothing visible, but it still hurts like crazy.”-me
“Oh yeah. I hate that.”-Heather
”Is it fuck with KT night and no one sent me a sodding memo?”-me
“I got that memo.”-Nancy
“Well, I didn't. You could have warned me.”-me
“I thought you liked surprises. Plus you missed the last conference meeting.”-Nancy
”Ikoly.”-Jenna
“What?”-me
“I-K-O-L-Y.”-Jenna
“And what the froth does that mean?”-me
“I kind of love you.”-Jenna
“I see. Well, I kind of love you too, but you're still a big, big freak.”-me
“Yes, I'm fully aware of that.”-Jenna
”Old people should come with indicators, but then they would leave them on all the time, so it wouldn't matter anyway.”-Marcess
”You're a noisy girl, even when you're trying to be quiet.”-Hunter
”It's so easy.”-Hunter
“You're so easy.”-me
“This coming from you?”-Hunter
“I don't have to take this from you, you asshat.”-me
“You'll take it and love every inch, I mean minute of it.”-Hunter
“Your entire one inch? Why are you telling me about your dick?”-me
“Bitch, I cut your face.”-Hunter
”That's because we're evil, snarky Geminis.”-me
“You use that word excessively.”-Josh
“I'm aware of that.”-me
”Screw the government, let's go to Pluto!”-Jenna
”Don't have a sodding orgasm about it.”-me, to Hunter
”Who's more girly, me or Marcus?”-me
“Depends on the day and if I bring you some place that has lipgloss.”-Harper
”You're so weird.”-me
“Look who's talking, lunatic.”-Trevor