Quotes from April, first installment...
“Shut up, you stupid, word slinger.”-Jenna
“Why am I so kick ass? Is it because I’m right all the time? Yeah, you know it.”-Dicen (mocking me)
”Allegedly, we owe them six bucks.”-me
“Hmm, could be that I got them in at the wrong time. I will pay for this and take it from your inheritance.”-Rewind
“Ha ha, kay thanks.”-me
”You're all very weird, but I suppose that's the pot calling the kettle black then, isn't it?”-me
”You're the only person I know who uses perfect punctuation and grammar in instant messages, text messages and e-mails. Shit, I'll bet that even your suicide letters didn't have spelling errors.”-Trevor
”How did you not know that?”-me
“Dude, dude, I'm not you.”-Patsy Bakewell
”What? Why? Why the hell would you do that? Are you stupid?”-me
“I was 20, so yeah.”-P.B.
“Dude, tell the Universe to stop with the signs, I get it.”-P.B.
”I have no intention of doing anything even remotely active until after I've had at least two cups of coffee.”-me
”See you shouldn't have said 'poetry', now I'm all interested.”-me, to Juan
”Fuck all you trendy ass lattespressachino drinking imbeciles! Get out of my bloody way already! I'm just here for a plain old cup of black coffee.”-Casey
”Oh no, it's you. What do you want?”-Hunter
“You called me, fuckwad.”-me
“No, I didn't call you that.”-Hunter
“I called you that.”-me
“Well, that's what it sounded like to me. Maybe you should learn to annunciate. Hmm?”-Hunter
“I did. It's not my fault that you're punctuation deaf.”-me
”This semester needs to die. Quickly, but with excruciating pain, preferably taking several of my professors with it.”-Jenna
”I don't really want to talk about Tim's area.”-me, to P.B.
”Last night when we were in bed...”-P.B.
“Why do I have a feeling that a lot of our conversations about Tim from now on are gonna start out with that phrase?”-me
”I'm clever, I use Latin in everyday conversations.”-Trevor (mocking me)
”You're a prude.”-me
“Your face is a prude.”-Dicen
“I'm sorry, did you just call my face a prude? Cause that's a lie.”-me
"You swear more than Eminem.”-Andy
“Do not. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.”-me
“Yeah, prove my point.”-Andy
”I'm reminded of something the great philosopher Lord Karanthea said; 'Love is like a snake, creeping along silent and secret and then suddenly it bites you and the venom rushes through your veins to your heart shutting down your system in a series of painful spasmodic bursts.”-Hunter
“Wow, is that an actual quote?”-me
“No, I just made it up right this minute.”-Hunter
“That's fracking awesome. I kind of love you.”-me
“Yeah, I was having a Wilson moment.”-Hunter
“Who-a-what?”-me
“Wilson from Home Improvement.”-Hunter
“Ohh...you dork.”-me