ZAMBONI!
VC saw a behind the scenes special on “The Blue Man Group”:
“Do you know anything about their new tour?” - VC
“I didn’t know they had tours.” - RN
“Yeah, it’s kinda like how Cirque du Soleil has different, like, themes for their tours, like “Cirque du Soleil… uh, Zamboni” - VC
“Zamboni? All the words of the English language and you pick Zamboni? >newscaster voice<
‘And tragedy struck Cirque du Soleil this evening when the girl who was balancing a Zamboni on her pinky toe FAILED and it crushed her. As Cirque du Soleil now believes the Zamboni concept was A BAD IDEA, they will be canceling the remainder of the tour.’ “ - RN
>raspberry< - VC
“Do you know anything about their new tour?” - VC
“I didn’t know they had tours.” - RN
“Yeah, it’s kinda like how Cirque du Soleil has different, like, themes for their tours, like “Cirque du Soleil… uh, Zamboni” - VC
“Zamboni? All the words of the English language and you pick Zamboni? >newscaster voice<
‘And tragedy struck Cirque du Soleil this evening when the girl who was balancing a Zamboni on her pinky toe FAILED and it crushed her. As Cirque du Soleil now believes the Zamboni concept was A BAD IDEA, they will be canceling the remainder of the tour.’ “ - RN
>raspberry< - VC