Local Interest Clerihews
Our friend Bill,
whose place no one can fill.
He likes Corona with lime
and arrives in his own time.
Cool Christy
likes her candy twisty.
She’s had lots of surgeries
and she’s good in emergencies.
Dorothy, the hamster at home
doesn’t need a comb.
Her wheel goes all spin-y
and she’s already Houdini-ed.
We all know Jenny
gentle and friendly.
Until she tells
of that bunny from hell.
Poor young Jenny
still gentle and friendly.
No one will ever forget
the “Little Bunny Foo Foo” jest.
Dearest Kristin,
sometimes a paladin,
and sometimes a zombie
of the undead variety.
Michael here
is such a dear.
His hair is not curled
but he’s Champion of the World.
Our buddy Paul,
the friendliest of all.
He showers gifts of candy
which the girls think is just dandy.
Randy’s the guy
whom people ask, “Why?”
Heresy gives him a headache
but his shoulders twitch and quake.
Randy’s the boy
who gives my life joy.
People might mock him
but no one can stop him.
Little Rebecca
loves her ma and her da.
She loves to cuddle
and she’s good for a snuggle.
Here is Sadie,
that you can see.
Good stories she writes,
(and they sometimes have BITE!)
Golden Squeaky
in her wheel went wee!
Sometimes figuratively,
sometimes literally.
Stephen Fry,
quite a guy.
That’s a lame rhyme.
I’ll do better next time.
Weetsie Bat
knows where it’s at.
Stretches her legs high
trying to climb up the sides.
Tiny Yuki
is a cutie.
She’s a bit small,
kinda like a cotton ball.
A dog named Zoe
makes things holey
and most of the time
she’s unaware of her crime.
Amber’s the one
who loves a good pun.
She needs plenty more bookcases
cuz her books are all over the places.
More to come! And don't ask what a non-undead zombie is.